Here's a true one:

An administrative judge sued a dry cleaner for losing a pair of his pants - for $67 MILLION.

After being laughed out of court and losing, he has had to pay the dry cleaners $1,000 in clerical costs and it is now being considered about making him pay the dry cleaners for their "TENS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS in legal expenses" to defend against his frivolous law suit.

And he was a ADMINISTRATIVE JUDGE for crying out loud - how foolish can you get?