Rick,

I can't help myself sometimes... I would have had to add a few-- "mouth-blowing-on-the-forearm" fart noises. If at all possible... maybe a few real ones thrown in for the 'sensual' effect.

Then... just wait a few minutes and flush the toilet. I then would have to unbuckle my belt just to give the gingling effect so she could hear the rumblings of pants being manipulated. Then gently slam the toilet lid closed.

Once this is done... come out of the bathroom and proclaim (quite loudly) that the damn fart fan doesen't work worth a damn...

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"If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?"
Richard Rushing, HCRI
Duncanville, Tx.