I can hear some ole boys from Mesquite now...

Billy Bob: Hey Jim-Bob... let's go! Beers are-awaitin!!

Jim-Bob: Ok, but I still gotta-stall dem gizmos tween da wud and karput. Duz it mattur whuch way day go???

Billy Bob: Hell-No, ann-I-ainna waitin either. I'm-a goina leave yur azz if you don't hurry.

Jim-Bob: (10 seconds later) Just like sex, I'm dune inna hurry. Let's go.

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Richard Rushing, HCRI
Duncanville, Tx.