I think we all need to line up at the court house and sue the living heck out of every hospital and doctor you and your family have ever been to because they didn't use their MRI, CT Scanner, PET scanner, XRF, EPS, EKG, EEG, etc., etc. When I leave there, I'm headed to my car dealership for more of the same treatment. Then I'll be targeting all those slobs who worked on my home. I always thought that little punk down the street should have been testing my soil before he mowed my lawn and testing the ph after salting in winter....

This judge is the kind that is killing America. He ought to be reported to the Bar Assn. and recalled.

BTW, did you possess a drill with bit, spackle, sandpaper, paint, brushes, caulk, etc. for patching all the holes in the walls? How do you know where to drill to look for termites? Need an IR scanner? Combustible gas sniffer? hire my Beagle? Ok, no termites---what about all the other bugs, creeping crud, goobers, and things that go bump in the walls? Where can I get the training to sample and test for the presence of all these perils? Not just some--ALL? Where is the ASTM standard for wall interior inspection and surface analysis?

From now on, ya'll need to mail out your contract 30 days in advance so the other party has sufficient time for their attorney and their Realtor's attorney to read it over and see if it meets with their approval. Once they have signed the contract and had it notarized and recorded at the courthouse, they can have it Fed Ex'd to you with a signature receipt. Once your inspection has been videotaped, there will be a fourth party verification inspection and review of the video tape to confirm compliance of the contract. Once this verification is notarized and recorded, you can then submit your invoice to their accounting firm for an audit before payment is made. Only once the auditor has received a pay voucher from the 4th party inspector, will payment be made, of course with a 15% retainer held for 90 days in case there is a dispute at settlement. Once the 90 day period has lapsed, the closing attorney will verify receipt of notarized affidavits from all parties involved then recommend the final disbursement be made out of escrow, less his handling surcharge.

This rant is no more absurd that this idiot judge.

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disgusted with some people on this forum. Out of here!