As I once drove up to an inspection site early one morning and stopped my truck somebody started knocking on my window. I rolled the window down and this idiot in a suit said, “I’m the listing agent and if you find anything wrong with my listing I’ll sue you.”
I replied without batting an eye, “well get in line Junior.”
He got in his car and left and I always remember that as a very unique occasion.
(Probably late in his Mercedes 500 SL payment?)