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Re: Worst Client Contest
I’ve encountered more than one moron agent and have never suffered fools gladly, guess its part of my Celt heritage?
Years ago I was doing my inspection for a new agent and the listing agent, a real fat slob, was continually berating her about this and that and tried cornering me to explain if I wanted any work in his vast territory I wouldn’t find any problems. Of course this sent me into over-drive and after listening to him bring the lady agent to tears I quietly walked over to him, stuck my face into his and spitted out something to the effect that I could always spot a bully because they usually picked on women or those who where incapable of defending themselves, but that as soon as I finished my inspection I would come looking for him and if he where still there it would give me great pleasure to beat the holly crap out of him. He sputtered and asked if I was threatening him and I said “you betcha – you stinking POS!”
He took off and later I heard he filed a complaint against me at the local board or Realtors and then around 6 months later I heard he lost his RE license for mixing his client trust funds with his personal bank account. I had two glasses of wine that night. The lady agent went on to be one of my best heavy-hitters and all was well in Mudville. Sometimes I sort of miss the action, but not when I recall how it was crawling around under dumps………..
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