Funny how? How am I funny? Am I a clown to you? Here to amuse you? Tell me, what is it that is so F***n funny about me? Joe Pesci from "Goodfellas".

I have done several of these inspections for individual Clients. Unfortunately, it is usually to determine what went wrong and every time except for once, it was improper installation techniques.

I did an inspection where a model, she was actually a model, did a small section in her dining area. She used liquid nails and didn't cut any of the planks and laid them all the same way with every seam lined up to every other seam.

She asked me how she did and I replied " As a floor installer, you make a great model"! I ended up inspecting her place on Star Island.