This is even better than getting a "deal friendly" inspector, they might have to mention that hole in the roof. But hey, if you just don't send in a picture, the "inspector" won't have to include it in the "report".
Beats having to try to control those pesky inspectors that insist on actually seeing what they are inspecting.
I hope someone successfully sues and shuts this nitwit down, but who would actually be stupid enough to rely on that report?