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Old 02-12-2008, 07:27 PM
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Re: Selecting which war to fight
An elderly couple was attending church services, about halfway through she leans over and says to her husband,

"I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?"

He replies "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."
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