Q: How do you fix a woman's watch?
A: You don't...there's a clock on the oven!

I date this girl for two years -- and then the nagging starts:
"I wanna know your name..."


The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" and I said, "Dust!"


Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a women's sex drive by 90 percent.... Wedding cake!!!