A father is sitting on his front porch with his shotgun while his three daughters prepare for prom night.... Dad's none to happy about this and a little tense.

First guy pulls up: "Hi, my name's Freddi, I'm here to pick up Betty, we're going to eat spaghetti, is she ready?" Dad figures he's okay and wishes them well.

Second guy pulls up: "Hi, my name's Bo, I'm here to pick up Jo, we're going to go to the show, is she ready to go?" Again, Dad likes the kid okay and wishes them a good evening.

Third guy rolls up in a loud, fast car with the music blarring. Already, Dad is a bit annoyed and cocks his gun. The kid gets out and says "Hi, my name is Chuck....." - and Dad shot him dead on the lawn.