Once when it was tax time I had a client complain out loud for anyone to hear (just your typical basic gripe about taxes) "Damn, I paid $2 million in taxes this year! I hate that."
I was nearby so I responded with: "I'll trade you my income and taxes for your income and taxes."
He looked at me kinda puzzled like, then smiled and said "No, I guess I will just keep what I've got ... but thanks for thinking of me."
