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Re: Dog Breeds- 'the list'
How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?
- Author unknown
· GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
· BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
· DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp
· ROTTWEILER: Make me.
· LAB: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
· TIBETAN TERRIER: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy!
· JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
· POODLE: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
· COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
· DOBERMAN: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
· BOXER: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......
· CHIHUAHUA: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
· IRISH WOLFHOUND: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover....
· POINTER: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....
· GREYHOUND: It isn't moving. Who cares?
· AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle..
· OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
· HOUND DOG: ZZZZZZzzzzz.z.z.z..z..z..z...z
And what about CATS?
· CATS: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?
ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!!!
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