Speaking of toilets, I did an inspection yesterday and I had the tank lid off while I was doing the red food color trick to determine if the flapper valve was leaking.

I come down out of the attic and found the bathroom door wide open and the agent whizzing in the sink. He looked like a deer in headlights. I told him he could have put the tank lid back on and just used the toilet.

His comeback was "I do it all the time to keep from peeing on the toilet lid."