Had a stupid-azz, real-turd meet me upon entering a home once. Real-turd starts in (immediatly):
"How long is this goinna take?"
"My normal inspector is usually done in an hour" "I hope this isn't going to be a home assisination attempt". "I've gotta another appointment that I can't be late for... can we speed the process along?"
ME: (turning to the buyers)-- one of us needs to leave. Me or her. You decide and I'm going to be very happy either way...
Buyer: (turns to the real-turd) Sorry... we've gotta do what's best for us. You'll have to leave.
Real-turd: But, I'm suppose to be here. I can get always get you another inspector.
Buyer: Not if you want this sale.
Me: Bye- Bye
I actually walked outside and waved at the real-turd as she drove off, smiling like a Chesshire-Cat.
Rich