ECJ:

I find that, the more expensive the home is, the more likely it is that I will find lights or luminaires (oo-la-la) and ceiling or paddle (ouch!) fans above and around the bathtub. I've even seen them in the shower stalls. The builders don't necessarily want to put them there, but the clients insist, so what's a mother to do?

I tell them that I would like to have them as repeat clients which is unlikely to occur after they've fried themselves in the tub. Do you think they listen. Phuque no, if they saw it in Architectural Digest or on HGTV, they've just gotta have it.

Land of the freaks and home of the knaves,

Aaron