Jerry...

I walk to my inspections and use a candle for light. I beat the panel cover off with a rock so I can check the wiring. I stick a bare wire in the GFCI outlet to see if it trips (it hurts but it works!). One time to check for a gas leak I put my mouth over the suspected leak and almost died but I found the leak.

You see...I can be as silly as you are by making outrageous statements. It don't prove anything but at least now I can be like you by trying to prove a point by using extremes.