Dear Mr. McCarthy,

Some people! I suppose you made a "big deal" out of the custom PVC pier. What was he supposed to do with that left over pipe; throw it away? And I suppose you just "had to" call out the moat around the perimeter, even though the guy had carefully constructed a concrete block dam to stop further erosion? It's no wonder Realtors hate us.

I know your type. You find one little thing to "nitpick" and just gloss over all the stuff done right. Like, did you say anything at all about how he appears to have used duct tape at the junction in the picture so that the crawl would be adequately conditioned at all times? I bet not!

Sorry, didn't mean to lose my temper. It's just that it's hard enough to get six inspections a day without you know-it-all newbies giving us a bad name.

Sincerely,
I.T. Sokay, President
Goodenuff Inspections*
"Save time! Ask about our special pre-inspection reports. Why slow down your closing?"

*a wholely owned subsidiary of Calledwell/Remin Realty.

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