Poor guy had probably heard his wife bitching for months about her friend getting one of those tubs and he'd just freaked and went out and bought the damn thing without measuring to shut her up.
He ought to kick her to the curb. Look at that ring around the toilet.
He just needs to add a music system over that drywall crack. Put a few chocolates in the corner and soothe himself to the music.
Maybe play a little Sanjaya.
