Mexican the night before,
Oh, I was rumbling, the agent and the client walked outside.
Ahh, had to vent so to speak.
Perfect timing? nope, here they come back inside already.
I quickly started inspecting windows and vent fans.
I didn't waste a thought on an excuse for the horrible fog. There wasn't much I could say. I tried to convince myself that noone noticed. At least they didn't act like they noticed.

Scott,
Don't take this in a perverted way (unless hot & of age) but I believe I would have traded someone else's nakedness for my ripping one. That would have been awkward but less awkward for me.

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