quote from JP: "The garage stunk like $hit.",
Well... as I know it, defication has a distinct smell and that is not the same as a chemical smell. Feces has a distinct smell and it is not the same as a chemical smell. Poo has a distinct smell and it is not the same as a chemical smell. Caca has a distinct smell and it is not the same as a chemical smell. Being inspectors, we could all take the utilization of the word $hit in it's many faceted uses...
Consider this and tell me who to call if the garage smells like
$hit:
You can be
$hit faced,
$hit out of luck,
Or have
$hit for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your
$hit together,
Find a place for your
$hit
Or decide to
$hit or get off the pot.
You can smoke
$hit,
Buy
$hit, sell
$hit,
Lose
$hit, find
$hit,
Forget
$hit,
And tell others to eat
$hit and die.
Some people know their
$hit,
While others can't tell the difference between
$hit and shineola.
There are lucky
$hits,
Dumb
$hits,
Crazy
$hits,
And sweet
$hit.
There is bull
$hit,
Horse
$hit
And chicken
$hit.
You can throw
$hit,
Sling
$hit,
Catch
$hit,
Shoot the
$hit,
Or duck when
$hit hits the fan.
You can give a
$hit, not give a $hit-- who cares
Or, serve $hit on a shingle.
The wife sometimes cooks like $hit
Then gives me $hit afterwards...
You can find yourself in deep
$hit
Or be happier than a pig in
$hit.
Some days are colder than
$hit,
Some days are hotter than
$hit,
And some days are just plain
$hitty.
Some music sounds like
$hit,
Garages can smell like $hit,
Things can look like
$hit,
And there are times when you feel like
$hit and smell like it too.
You can have too much
$hit,
Not enough
$hit,
The right
$hit,
The wrong
$hit
Or a lot of weird
$hit.
You can carry
$hit
Have a mountain of
$hit,
Be in a world of ****...
Or find yourself up
$hit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to
$hit,
And other times you fall in a bucket of
$hit and come out smelling
like a rose.
But sometimes, you just don't give a
$hitwhich friggin contractor is called.
Hell, I just like saying $hit. $HIT!... $HIT!... $HIT!!!
o.k.... what the $hit did I just write???
Chad Fabry wrote this.
