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Old 05-29-2007, 02:36 PM
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Re: Chemical odor
quote from JP: "The garage stunk like $hit.",

Well... as I know it, defication has a distinct smell and that is not the same as a chemical smell. Feces has a distinct smell and it is not the same as a chemical smell. Poo has a distinct smell and it is not the same as a chemical smell. Caca has a distinct smell and it is not the same as a chemical smell. Being inspectors, we could all take the utilization of the word $hit in it's many faceted uses...

Consider this and tell me who to call if the garage smells like $hit:

You can be $hit faced,
$hit out of luck,
Or have $hit for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your $hit together,
Find a place for your $hit
Or decide to $hit or get off the pot.
You can smoke $hit,
Buy $hit, sell $hit,
Lose $hit, find $hit,
Forget $hit,
And tell others to eat $hit and die.
Some people know their $hit,
While others can't tell the difference between $hit and shineola.
There are lucky $hits,
Dumb $hits,
Crazy $hits,
And sweet $hit.
There is bull $hit,
Horse $hit
And chicken $hit.
You can throw $hit,
Sling $hit,
Catch $hit,
Shoot the $hit,
Or duck when $hit hits the fan.
You can give a $hit, not give a $hit-- who cares
Or, serve $hit on a shingle.
The wife sometimes cooks like $hit
Then gives me $hit afterwards...
You can find yourself in deep $hit
Or be happier than a pig in $hit.
Some days are colder than $hit,
Some days are hotter than $hit,
And some days are just plain $hitty.
Some music sounds like $hit,
Garages can smell like $hit,
Things can look like $hit,
And there are times when you feel like $hit and smell like it too.
You can have too much $hit,
Not enough $hit,
The right $hit,
The wrong $hit
Or a lot of weird $hit.
You can carry $hit
Have a mountain of $hit,
Be in a world of ****...
Or find yourself up $hit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to $hit,
And other times you fall in a bucket of $hit and come out smelling
like a rose.

But sometimes, you just don't give a $hitwhich friggin contractor is called.

Hell, I just like saying $hit. $HIT!... $HIT!... $HIT!!!

o.k.... what the $hit did I just write???

Chad Fabry wrote this.
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