While performing a termite inspection years ago, I was going over the report. My Client was a very attractive young woman. She had brought along three friends who were also very pleasing to the eye.

As I was going over the report, I told them that it was not a "pest inspection" as several of the Realtors had told them. It was a "Wood destroying Organism" report and then I told them exactly what a "Wood destroying organism" is according to the State of Florida.

I had to repeat the phrase "Wood destroying Organism" about 20 times!

The last time, due to a slip of the tongue, I said "Wood Destroying Orgasm"!

As they were all laughing, I added "And, those are the worst kind"!

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Eric Van De Ven Magnum Inspections Inc. (954) 340-6615
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I still get paid to be suspicious when I got nothing to be suspicious about!