Tragic Death Discovered In Crawl Space...

[Michael Thomas]

I know we're all used to discovering the remains of tragically deceased animals in crawl spaces and attics, but this afternoon's find was simply too much to bear...

[John Arnold]

I know we're all used to discovering the remains of tragically deceased animals in crawl spaces and attics, but this afternoon's find was simply too much to bear...

Eeyore!
I can't go on.

[Jim Robinson]

I thought it was Snoopy. Is it Eeyore? I guess it's whatever we want to call it now. What was it originally? Metal?

[brian schmitt]

what do you call a basset hound with metal balls? sparky!

[Jerry Peck]

Dad-gum Red Baron, so that's where ol' Snoopy went down!

[Bruce Breedlove]

Good grief!

[Rick Hurst]

Found the suspect.

rick

[Michael Thomas]

Heh....

[Nick Ostrowski]

You guys are blockheads.