Mitchell Meeks
04-23-2009, 06:11 PM
Saw this on another chat board. Thought you guys needed some cheering up.
"Nurses aren't supposed to laugh." Fred declared. "Of course I won't laugh,
I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a
patient." "Okay then," Fred said and proceeded to drop his trousers,
revealing the tiniest man thingy the nurse had ever seen. Length and width,
it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then almost fell to
the floor laughing. A few minutes later she was able to regain her
composure. "I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I don't know what came over me.
On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now tell
me, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Fred replied. things went downhill from there.
"Nurses aren't supposed to laugh." Fred declared. "Of course I won't laugh,
I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a
patient." "Okay then," Fred said and proceeded to drop his trousers,
revealing the tiniest man thingy the nurse had ever seen. Length and width,
it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then almost fell to
the floor laughing. A few minutes later she was able to regain her
composure. "I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I don't know what came over me.
On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now tell
me, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Fred replied. things went downhill from there.