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Jerry Peck
05-10-2009, 06:09 PM
Dear Cooter,

Me an Sue Ellen have divorced, the judge gave her the double wide and the pickup.

So, like the court order said, I delivered the truck before 2 o'clock, yesterday afternoon!

I took a piccure fer proof that I delivered it...

Wanted to make sure she found it when she got home!!!

How's your day going?

See ya later,

Your Buddy,

Bubba
Chuck Weaver
05-11-2009, 07:18 AM
Which of the following statements is true:

A) Bubba carried out the judge's orders as would be expected
B) Sue Ellen should back the truck out and be gratefull to have it.
C) Sue Ellen should call the local dealership for a possible trade
E) Bubba should get a pre-nup before he remarries and has a new truck
F) All the above
Bruce King
05-11-2009, 04:17 PM
Bubba did a nice job with the stacked block foundation under his trailer, its still holding up his truck!
Rick Hurst
05-11-2009, 06:08 PM
Does that mobile home now have a Hemi?

rick
Mike Schulz
05-13-2009, 04:33 PM
How did he launch the truck to end up in the home. Think it would of went under and pushed up.
archivoyeur
05-15-2009, 08:56 AM
How did he launch the truck to end up in the home. Think it would of went under and pushed up.
A little alcohol has been known to do wonders with the laws of physics.
A.D. Miller
05-15-2009, 10:24 AM
A little alcohol has been known to do wonders with the laws of physics.

Arch Voyeur: True. After the first winery in the country opened in what is now Texas - sorry California - the area grew, near magically, into the only state of any import.:D
A.D. Miller
05-15-2009, 10:31 AM
:( OK then, damnit. I told Eagle Scout Scott on another thread that I was honest, so . . . . There is the little matter of a Flahidian making a bottle or two of really bad rot-gut stuff about 100 years before the Texans did in 1662. But, like I said, it was not that great. ;)

I would love to have a bottle of it now though, come to think of it.:D

Sorry Blonde Beach Boys, you didn't come of drinking age until 1769.:eek:
Rick Hurst
05-15-2009, 01:06 PM
Aaron,

Ever seen the winery out here in Rockwall on Hwy. 205 or the one in Parker near Allen?

Rick
Mike Schulz
05-15-2009, 01:16 PM
Funny you talk about winery. They are popping up everywhere in NC. New one just down the st. from me. There are also a couple of mini breweries too. One in walking distance. Every Saturday they have open house and drink all the beer you want during there tour, I'm the guy that is laying on the side of the rd close by it on those days :rolleyes:
Chuck Weaver
05-15-2009, 01:40 PM
Winerys, breweries.........come on guys if you gonna drink - drink the good stuff made right here in TN. Jack Daniels of course. And I'm pretty sure there is some clear stuff made without a label that ain't bad...but I can't be certain.
A.D. Miller
05-15-2009, 02:37 PM
Aaron,

Ever seen the winery out here in Rockwall on Hwy. 205 or the one in Parker near Allen?

Rick

Rick: Allen yes, Rockwall, no. Where is it exactly?
A.D. Miller
05-15-2009, 02:39 PM
Funny you talk about winery. They are popping up everywhere in NC. New one just down the st. from me. There are also a couple of mini breweries too. One in walking distance. Every Saturday they have open house and drink all the beer you want during there tour, I'm the guy that is laying on the side of the rd close by it on those days :rolleyes:

MS: Here too. They just recently change SOME of the antiquated alcohol laws here so that the wineries are burgeoning. About time.:D
Mike Schulz
05-15-2009, 06:27 PM
Chuck I went to Makers Mark last summer does that count :)
Steven Meyer
05-15-2009, 06:42 PM
:( OK then, damnit. I told Eagle Scout Scott on another thread that I was honest, so . . . . There is the little matter of a Flahidian making a bottle or two of really bad rot-gut stuff about 100 years before the Texans did in 1662. But, like I said, it was not that great. ;)

I would love to have a bottle of it now though, come to think of it.:D

Sorry Blonde Beach Boys, you didn't come of drinking age until 1769.:eek:

Ya should of a saved a little of that for now, just think how it could have aged!! You're showing your age, and what could have been! Your younger years, greed of the sauce, but not looking toward the future. Think of it as a 401K gone bad! Had it then!!!!!
mathew stouffer
05-15-2009, 07:40 PM
Don't forget to tip the VALET.
Chuck Weaver
05-16-2009, 05:07 AM
Close enough, Mike.
Damon McCarty
05-17-2009, 11:08 PM
YouTube - Rehab - Bartender Song (aka Sittin At A Bar):Unedited. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-_Cstkk6Jc)
archivoyeur
05-18-2009, 11:12 AM
YouTube - Rehab - Bartender Song (aka Sittin At A Bar):Unedited. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-_Cstkk6Jc)
Danny Trejo is the man! HOWEVER - I'm afraid if I ever pulled up to the bar and found Danny Trejo serving me, ...I'd drink up fast and get right home.