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mathew stouffer
05-14-2009, 08:51 PM
What do you tell clients when they want to "shadow" during the inspection. I find this to be very distracting and try to discourage it. What is your opinion?

Dan Harris
05-14-2009, 08:55 PM
What do you tell clients when they want to "shadow" during the inspection. I find this to be very distracting and try to discourage it. What is your opinion?

I encourage it. After they follow me around for a few min. 90% go find something else to do.

mathew stouffer
05-14-2009, 08:58 PM
Well this one had no such intentions. I told him to come back in 4 hours and we could discuss any issues. He acted like I stole candy from him.

Dan Harris
05-14-2009, 09:10 PM
Well this one had no such intentions. I told him to come back in 4 hours and we could discuss any issues. He acted like I stole candy from him.

Despite telling them what the inspection consists of, I think most of them still do not have a clue what you are going to do, after they see you focusing on the home, and not chit chatting for a few min, they feel comfortable and leave you alone.

I had one a few years ago, that had his "inspect your own home book'" he WAS a challange.

It does help to offer them a tape measure if they start asking questions about appliance openings, or window sizes to order window coverings.

Matt Fellman
05-14-2009, 09:55 PM
As Dan says, many plan to stay right with you... 90%+ are gone within 5 minutes. I usually just tell people that they can do as they please but that a lot of what I do is really boring to observe. For the ones that look like they are going to be a hassle I will tell them that I like to have some space so I can focus.

My general spiel when I first talk to everyone is that I break the house down into a few sections and it works best if I can do part of it and then let them know what I find, then move onto the next part.

It's rarely a problem but once or twice a year there is the totally over the top buyer (or father-in-law) that I really have to have some patience with. In the end I try to give these people a break. I do this everyday... they only buy a house once or twice in a lifetime.

Rick Hurst
05-14-2009, 10:25 PM
I charge extra if buyer's fathers show up and I explain this when I give a quote. Do it in a humorous way, but it gets the point across that they take more of my time up. Time is money and money is time.

Some buyers insist on following you around. Some of the loan companies that pass out information to the buyers suggest that they tag along with the HI inspector to gain knowledge of the home.

I can't stand it when I see one jump out their car, clipboard in hand carrying a new maglight without a scratch on it and their tape measure in the other hand. :rolleyes: You just know that they have a 5000+ dollar credit limit on that Home Depot card. You know the type.:D

rick

Russel Ray
05-14-2009, 11:51 PM
What do you tell clients when they want to "shadow" during the inspection. I find this to be very distracting and try to discourage it. What is your opinion?
I welcome them. Clients are never a distraction to me, and I would never discourage them from following me, asking questions, whatever their little hearts desire. After all, a great supermajority of lawsuits against home inspectors are against those who thought their Clients were distractions, i.e., they didn't spend time with their Clients.

Michael Schirmer
05-15-2009, 02:48 AM
I encourage it also. True, most will disappear and I tell them that if I run into anything that deems conversation I'll track them down. Part of what they're paying for with a building inspection is to have free rein of the house for a couple of hours with a building inspector. If they choose to shadow, play Bob Vila and tell them what you're looking at, what you're looking for, how it relates, give tips and recommendations, etc., etc. Present their house to them.
I always say I'd really love this business if it weren't for people.:eek:

Ralph Smith
05-15-2009, 03:32 AM
Personally I like people to follow and ask questions while I work. At the handshake I start a dialogue about what I am going to do 1st and where we will be going next. This sets the agenda that lets them know there is a planned progression that I follow and I don't deviate from this itinerary. Clients are encouraged to ask all the questions they want, it is there dime! I enjoy most people and can usually find ways to converse with most walks of life. Sometimes you get types that are abrasive, egotistical or just think they wasted their money. If you let the client bother you, you have lost. There are ways to keep the inspection moving and keep the client informed at the same time. Put yourself in their shoes. Justifying spending massive amounts of money with a 30 year commitment on a 3-4 hour fact finding tour. Although it takes a little longer, occasionally have to say, "I'll check it out when we move to that area." or "We need to keep moving". The rewards are plenty.

Michael Thomas
05-15-2009, 05:21 AM
Interesting that there such a wide range of opinion about this.

I'd just add one thing to the discussion: a client - even a client who is not at all sophisticated about buildings and construction - is another set of eyes on the property.

I encourage clients to ask questions and to bring anything about which they have concerns to my attention, and I can't count the number of times a client has noticed something I might have overlooked.

Almost always it's something minor - say, a nail a little proud of a floor which could cut someone's foot - but every once in a while it's something I really would not want to miss, a good example is the client who stuck her head up through an attic scuttle and spotted a broken rafter obvious from that angle but almost invisible once your head was above above the attic floor, the most dramatic example was a bathroom I would've missed entirely, it was accessed through a section of paneling at a stairway landing and without a knob, and I walked right past it.

That's just the way I like to work though, I also know excellent inspectors who function on the basis of undivided attention, and for whom any interruption of their routine and concentration is a annoying distraction.

As for excluding clients from inspections, in my market I just don't think it would be feasible.

Scott Patterson
05-15-2009, 05:37 AM
I welcome and encourage them as well. As Dan said about 90% of the time they will stick with me for a few minutes. Most of the time I have lost them by the time I take my third trip around the exterior of the home.

I have found that most really don't have a clue as to what we do and they are just curious. They have also been told to follow the home inspector so that they can point everything out that they find.

On the rare occasion that my client is really bothersome, I will take them aside and simply tell them that they are breaking my concentration and I would hate to miss something because they distracted me. You have to be honest with them! I then add that I will inform them what I find after I get done with each major part of the inspection, this works well for those who want to know everything that you are doing. I tell them that when I get done with the electrical, plumbing, etc. that I will find them and talk with them then.

This has worked very well for me over the years.

Ralph Smith
05-15-2009, 05:38 AM
I agree Micheal, When the client finds something, small or important, I jest with them that I need to hire them as an assistant. Also it would be deadly, business wise, to deny them the chance to look around while you inspect.

Ted Menelly
05-15-2009, 05:42 AM
I always explain to the client that to be left to do the task at hand the likelihood of missing something or forgetting something you did see is much greater.

Constantly talking through your inspection cannot be considered helpful in anyway in th outcome of your inspection. Talking on the cell phone while driving or eating a sandwich while driving are great examples of not keeping focus on what you are doing.

If you are allowed to do you job completely and then do a walk around with the client in the end then you can devote your time to that client pointing out the concerns at hand. Also you will spend much less time on that inspection. I spent 4 hours with a client on a fairly do nothing home. Beautiful and well maintained. Yes I found some concerns but not many. 4 hours on a well maintained home doing nothing but walking Thur thru the inspection and chit chat chit chat about every item that had nothing to do with findings in the home. Now tell me. What possible good did that do for me or the client. Nice guy, good conversation but 4 hours at that home and another 2 hours for a do nothing report because it always takes longer when you are at home doing the report.

This man got no more out of walking and chit chatting about his home and life and war stories ans pasta and upbringing and I got a 6 to 7 hour job when this home could have been three.

Just my opinion. I for one do not go to any inspection thinking about not getting sued. I am also quite thankful that here in Texas you almost never see a realtor at an inspection with the exception of the occassional end of the inspection with their client WHEN YOU ARE DONE WITH THE JOB AT HAND.

Just my humble opinion. I use to fill in doing termite inspections for a pest control company. I would see the clients at the inspection sniffing right up the back side of the inspector. That is like a mechanic having the customer literally on a creeper next to him on a creeper under a car saying "what ya doin". I just cannot see how that is conducive to a good inspection.

Vern Heiler
05-15-2009, 05:48 AM
If I find we are attached at the hip after the first several minutes, I make a slight adjustment to my routine. Tripping GFCI's one at a time and at opposite ends of the house. Works best with two story house but walking a quick pace from one end to the other usually leaves them looking at something else. If that doesn't work I spend a little extra time on a couple of outlets, take the cover plates off and study the connections intently. They get bored and go find more interesting things to do.

Ralph Smith
05-15-2009, 05:53 AM
Ted,
I understand what you are saying. In these cases you have to "steer" the client with stalling and commands. Examples "We are inspecting now, we will get there shortly." "Are there any fogged windows?" When talking with the client stick to inspection related or maintenance issues, ignore them when subject is pasta or war.
You are in charge.

Jerry Peck
05-15-2009, 06:24 AM
Put them to work for you.

Give them a golf ball and show them how to find loose/hollow tile with it, how to roll it across wood floors and listen for loose/hollow areas, give them your cheap 3-light back-up outlet tester and tell them what to look for, have them open and close each and every window and tell you which ones THEY cannot open, things like that.

1) That keeps them busy until they tire of it.

2) They may find things you would miss, as Michael said.

3) If THEY can't open a window, it does not matter that YOU would have been able to.

4) With the golf ball, I would randomly check areas, they would be energized and check every square inch - it was, after all, the house THEY were buying.

5) When *I* found something important, I would show them, and then send them off to find more stuff.

6) Yes, if they are finding a lot of small unnecessary stuff, that can be bothersome, but all that means is that YOU did not provide good parameters for them to work under.

7) Besides, it is the house they are buying and they are interested in all the small unnecessary stuff, even if you are not.

I knew inspectors who INSISTED that the client NOT BE THERE, I could never figure out why or why their clients wanted to use an inspector who would not allow them at the house during the inspection.

Most inspectors liked the client to be present, at least a some point, many only toward the end, some only toward the beginning.

I didn't mind them being there the entire time, I mean, who is going to go out and get lunch? :D

Bruce Ramsey
05-15-2009, 06:27 AM
I expect my clients to play shadow. The inspection is not a race for me, it is about servicing the customer. Some of that servicing means I have to explain how the house works, how the problem developed, and how to avoid more damage in the future.

I follow a standard routine of moving through the house. Talking and doing is not that difficult. As I find defects, I take the time to explain why it is a problem, the threat level, and possible repair solutions. When they get the report, they have seen everything first hand. They can talk intelligently about the problem and solution and know which items to fight for and which to let go.

I have performed a few inspections where the client only wanted a recap at the end. It is very difficult for me to remember every defect or rank them. My note taking style is photos. Find problem, click, click, click. Move on to next defect. I don't keep a running tally of all the defects in my head, there is no need, it is in the camera. That frees up my mind to focus on the defects in front of me.

Stuart Brooks
05-15-2009, 06:32 AM
I'm one who advertises and encourages client participation. I only ask them not to try to drag me off in another direction for something. Save it until I get to that area or at least finished with where I am. As said previously in this thread, some don't hang around too long and some stay the entire time. I try to tell them about what I'm doing and why. It is also a learning experience for the young ones and 1st time buyers. It may sometimes take longer but when I have happy clients, and my "client questionnaire" comes back top ratings and positive comments, I really feel like I've accomplished something.

A.D. Miller
05-15-2009, 06:35 AM
Though I truly hate to admit this, I fully concur with Ted on this one.

An inspection is not HGTV; it is reality, and not reality TV either. Like any other professional it is the inspector's job to get into the zone during an inspection. Though the number may vary depending on whom you ask, there are at least several thousand issues to be observed and correlated during any given inspection. This is not the time for chit chat.

An inspection is not a walking tutorial of a house. Most, if not all, prospective buyers have lived in houses all of their lives up until the point you meet them. If they need specific directions on how to flush toilets, open doors, make hot water enter the sink, etc., then they are in need of remedial training and perhaps close observation while heavily medicated in a facility designed for such things.

Focus is the key word here. That may be a foreign term nowadays. Multitasking is the misguided model du jour. Multitasking has, and rightly so, been defined as "screwing everything up simultaneously". Only the highest level of hubris leads one to believe that they are actually capable of doing more than one serious thing correctly at a time. So then, while, sort of like what was said of Gerald Ford by Lyndon Johnson, you may be able "to chew gum and fart at the same time", you are not, I repeat NOT, able to inspect a house and chew the fat with your clients all at once. If you do it, to use the earlier statement as an analogy, your inspection is just so much expended gas.:D

Jerry Peck
05-15-2009, 06:39 AM
Though I truly hate to admit this, I fully concur with Ted on this one.


You and Ted are missing out on some good lunches. :p

The way I did it gave me the best of both worlds. Think about it. :cool:

A.D. Miller
05-15-2009, 06:43 AM
You and Ted are missing out on some good lunches. :p

The way I did it gave me the best of both worlds. Think about it. :cool:

JP: Perhaps, on both accounts. Think? How shall I while totally preoccupied warbling and observing for dollars?:confused:

John Arnold
05-15-2009, 06:45 AM
...If they need specific directions on how to flush toilets, open doors, make hot water enter the sink, etc., then they are in need of remedial training ...


Most, ok, many, alright, some of my clients are not complete idiots, and don't need directions on how to do the above, but they do need directions in how to change a furnace filter, where the main water shut-off is, how to test a GFCI, how to operate tilt-in windows, etc.

The guy I did most of my training with INSISTS that clients shadow him, as closely as possible, and to pay attention. He's been doing inspections for over twenty years and is in great demand. But then, he's a very gregarious and chatty fellow himself. A lot of this depends on personality and personal preferences.

Stuart Brooks
05-15-2009, 06:56 AM
I was going to make a statement about pseudo intellectualism but I really try to maintain the philosophy of Thumper in Walt Disney's "Bambi", "If you can't say something nice ... don't say nothing at all". Unfortunately, it always seems there is someone lurking around who cannot be helpful or constructive but preachy, condescending, and boring.

A.D. Miller
05-15-2009, 07:06 AM
I was going to make a statement about pseudo intellectualism but I really try to maintain the philosophy of Thumper in Walt Disney's "Bambi", "If you can't say something nice ... don't say nothing at all". Unfortunately, it always seems there is someone lurking around who cannot be helpful or constructive but preachy, condescending, and boring.

Stuart: Your childish attempt at superficial philosophy ala Hollywood speaks volumes about your lack of depth and is only surpassed by your seeming near complete lack of synapses.:D

Jerry Peck
05-15-2009, 07:07 AM
I was going to make a statement about pseudo intellectualism but I really try to maintain the philosophy of Thumper in Walt Disney's "Bambi", "If you can't say something nice ... don't say nothing at all". Unfortunately, it always seems there is someone lurking around who cannot be helpful or constructive but preachy, condescending, and boring.


Let's see ...

It is always interesting that someone comes on and posts something like that ...

"who cannot be helpful or constructive but preachy, condescending, and boring"

... in a post which does exactly that. Nothing like the pot calling the kettle black, is there.

Stuart, you nailed your 'not helpful or constructive' and 'preachy, condenscending' post. :rolleyes:

Your other post was far more helpful and constructive, and less preachy and condescendingcondescending. :cool:

Stuart Brooks
05-15-2009, 07:12 AM
Most, ok, many, alright, some of my clients are not complete idiots, and don't need directions on how to do the above, but they do need directions in how to change a furnace filter, where the main water shut-off is, how to test a GFCI, how to operate tilt-in windows, etc.

The guy I did most of my training with INSISTS that clients shadow him, as closely as possible, and to pay attention. He's been doing inspections for over twenty years and is in great demand. But then, he's a very gregarious and chatty fellow himself. A lot of this depends on personality and personal preferences.

John, you make the point. Now you can add AFCI operation too. Then there is manual operation of garage doors with mechanical openers, getting rid of the unreinforced rubber washing machine hoses. I've had clients end the inspection with remarks like, " I feel like I learned so much about the house" and I didn't have to show them how to flush the toilet or empty the tub. However, I have had to inform them NOT to turn on the jets in a Spa tub until the tub was filled.

Ralph Smith
05-15-2009, 07:15 AM
Most people can multi task without screwing up any of items focused on. I just ask for a minute when one of them requires full focus. If you don't discuss your findings and explain maintenance items when you are inspecting, do you have a list of maintenance items from A-Z that you deliver with your report. Most people, although living in a house for years, few know the proper maintenance or the time and money involved.
If you are relying on your report for the clients sole information source, you are not, I repeat NOT, giving your client their due.

Dan Harris
05-15-2009, 07:54 AM
Put them to work for you.

Give them a golf ball and show them how to find loose/hollow tile with it, how to roll it across wood floors and listen for loose/hollow areas, give them your cheap 3-light back-up outlet tester and tell them what to look for, have them open and close each and every window and tell you which ones THEY cannot open, things like that.


:D

I switched to using a golf club.
Sure beats chasing the ball from that pesky pooch that thinks your there to play fetch with him :)

Russel Ray
05-15-2009, 07:59 AM
I welcome and encourage them as well. As Dan said about 90% of the time they will stick with me for a few minutes. Most of the time I have lost them by the time I take my third trip around the exterior of the home.
Hey, Scott.

What are you doing making three trips around the exterior of the home? Trying to lose weight or trying to lose the Client? LOL

Jerry Peck
05-15-2009, 08:06 AM
I switched to using a golf club.


Dan,

How do you roll that club along the floor? ;)

I used my probe (shown on another thread) to tap on tiles and wood floors (with the rubber bumper end), but (with tiles) nothing beats dropping a golf ball and letting it bounce back up.

The probe also worked on wood floors, but what worked nicely on wood floors was rolling the golf ball over the floor ... the dimples in the golf ball allowed the ball to roll with a bumpity-bumpity-bumpity sound across the wood, and you could hear the hollow/loose wood that way (for wood glued down on slab on ground, it would not matter with nail down wood floors). That also worked to show the raised ridges of cupping wood floors.

If Poochie chases the ball, just use your laser and have Poochie chase your laser away (dogs and cats love playing with laser spots - can never catch them, and cannot feel them when the spot is on them, they just watch it waiting for the spot to move and try to catch it). If need be, have Poochie chase the spot into a bathroom and close the door. :)

Rick Hurst
05-15-2009, 09:02 AM
HEY SHADOW, GET OFF THE RAILING.:eek:

Vern Heiler
05-15-2009, 09:22 AM
Dan,

The probe also worked on wood floors, but what worked nicely on wood floors was rolling the golf ball over the floor ... the dimples in the golf ball allowed the ball to roll with a bumpity-bumpity-bumpity sound across the wood, and you could hear the hollow/loose wood that way (for wood glued down on slab on ground, it would not matter with nail down wood floors).


Jerry, my grandson was playing with a string of Christmas beads, used to decorate the tree, and the bipity-bipity-bumpity was very obvious. Yup had a loose spot in front of the fireplace. Point is, with a string of beads you can cover the entire room in seconds where bouncing or rolling a ball is hit and miss.

I like the idea of having the shadow open windows but who is responsible for the broken heirloom?

Rick Hurst
05-15-2009, 09:33 AM
Maybe I should allow them to start opening up all the mini-blinds throughout the house for me.:D

I'm sure Jack Feldman will agree with this idea being a fellow blinds hater.

rick

Michael Thomas
05-15-2009, 09:40 AM
I'm also a "three time around the exterior" guy, myself.

1) Look over the site, get the "big picture" re the structure, plan roof access.

2) Everything above the bottom of the first floor windows.

3) Everything below them.

I'm sometimes quite surprised what I don't "see" the first time around.

Glenn Duxbury
05-15-2009, 09:43 AM
Personally, I'm an "ENCOURAGER"...

Clients (most, anyway) seems to learn lots from it & really find the experience very positive and then can't stop talking about that great experience they've had to all /anyone who will listen. Many of those others then want the same - it's actually a domino effect.

Those ones then really remember their very positive experience and want more of it.

It's just plain good business !


CHEERS, all !

-Glenn Duxbury, CHI /License #47730

Jerry Peck
05-15-2009, 10:24 AM
I'm also a "three time around the exterior" guy, myself.

I never counted how many times.

I would intentionally go around twice, first to the right around the house, and the next time to the left around the house, than however many other times I did to 'make sure' of what I saw, thought I saw, or thought I remembered and wanted to double check.

You will see things differently going around the house in different directions - so I would recommend *at least* two times around the outside in different directions.

I also went around the outside looking at the overhangs, fascia, gutters, soffit vents, etc., while doing the roof, so, yeah, I guess I was also an *at least* three timer around the house.

Ted Menelly
05-15-2009, 02:31 PM
I expect my clients to play shadow. The inspection is not a race for me, it is about servicing the customer. Some of that servicing means I have to explain how the house works, how the problem developed, and how to avoid more damage in the future.

I follow a standard routine of moving through the house. Talking and doing is not that difficult. As I find defects, I take the time to explain why it is a problem, the threat level, and possible repair solutions. When they get the report, they have seen everything first hand. They can talk intelligently about the problem and solution and know which items to fight for and which to let go.

I have performed a few inspections where the client only wanted a recap at the end. It is very difficult for me to remember every defect or rank them. My note taking style is photos. Find problem, click, click, click. Move on to next defect. I don't keep a running tally of all the defects in my head, there is no need, it is in the camera. That frees up my mind to focus on the defects in front of me.

Hmm

I can tell you every detail of the home I did, say, Monday of last week. Had to think about that. I worked a little since then. My camera is my notes but the written part is imbedded in the brain calls. When I am explaining the defects it is like looking at a photograph in my mind. From the moment I arrived at the home until I finished the inspection, in that order and every detail comes rolling out of the large hole in my face. The pics I take are just for the finite details. No, I am not in a race when doing an inspection. But, in saying that I do not want to be in a darn traffic jamb all day either.

Oh, by the way, I want everyone to take note that Aaron agreed with me. I already printed that one out to a PDF. He will be sorry when I can always say "Aaron, remember that time when you agreed with me back in May 2009?" :D

Ted Menelly
05-15-2009, 02:45 PM
Most people can multi task without screwing up any of items focused on. I just ask for a minute when one of them requires full focus. If you don't discuss your findings and explain maintenance items when you are inspecting, do you have a list of maintenance items from A-Z that you deliver with your report. Most people, although living in a house for years, few know the proper maintenance or the time and money involved.
If you are relying on your report for the clients sole information source, you are not, I repeat NOT, giving your client their due.


This is fun. I have been away all day and could not answer all this input.


GIVING YOUR CLIENT HIS Due????????

His due what??? He finds out everything he needs to know at the walk thru and the report. As Aaron said. This is not HGTV or TLC or MICKEY either.

They get their due ten fold over from me in every regards but I am not their for them to learn how to use my cordless drill or count the gray hairs on the back of my head or me intaking there pizza breath with their face 2 inches from mine looking into a heat exchanger bottom. They only need to know the basic maintenance tips. None of them are going to do it anyway. Do you really think your client is going to be pulling the covers off of the HVAC unit and poking around inside. Do you really want to explain every single item at every single inspection over and over and over and over (Ithink you get my point). Maintenance tips are fine. When you explain the concerns with the water heater in your walk around you touch down briefly on things to look for. Do you really want them lighting the water heater based on your training and they for some reason or other burn the hair off their face and then blaming you for showing them. I think not.

Maintanance tips only go so far. I also tell them to go to my site and a slew of association sites for further info.

They are getting more than their due just knowing the concerns in their home they are byuing. That is what you are there for.

By the way I have extremely happy clients. Never been sued and always get referrals from hords of past clients.

Here is a tip for the client. Caulk every piece of trim outside and paint the house. Now give me my 3 hundred. Thank You. Have a nice day :D

Rick Hurst
05-15-2009, 03:09 PM
So Ted, has business picked up over there in FW?

Scott Patterson
05-15-2009, 03:11 PM
Hey, Scott.

What are you doing making three trips around the exterior of the home? Trying to lose weight or trying to lose the Client? LOL

Yes and Yes!

I always go around the home twice in one direction and then a third time the other direction. Be surprised what you see from a different view point.

Scott Patterson
05-15-2009, 03:18 PM
I had a Shadow today!!

Actually it was more like a dark looming storm cloud! Really got on my nerves, and that takes a bunch! Anyway, I handed him a roll of blue painters tape, and a 3-light tester and asked him if he could help me!

I told him that I needed his help if he did not mind. He just about cried he was so happy that I had asked him to help me. I told him to go and mark anything in the home with a piece of tape that he did not care for, like paint, nicks, etc. This was a 4,500 sf new construction! I then asked if he could check the outlets in the bedrooms (5 of them) and to let me know if the lights on the little tester did not light up properly (I showed him what to look for).

I did not see him for about two hours! He had more tape on the walls and ceilings of the home, it kind of reminded me of a Picasso painting!

He did get a little upset when I pulled out my SureTest and retested all of the bedrooms, but he got over it.

Ted Menelly
05-15-2009, 03:21 PM
So Ted, has business picked up over there in FW?

Now that I have been pushing the hell out of referrals from Realtors. The internet has not picked back up more than slightly. Maybe when it does I will have to higher Aaron or someone to do the crawls I get :D

March was good but way off from last years. April started out good, died and then finished off so so. This month has been a little stop and go but seems to be working quite well so far. I am booked thru Tues Am including tomorrow and waiting on a couple of calls (you know how that goes). Lets keep our fingers crossed. I am hoping it stays at this rate and I can make up for Jan and February.

Supposedly, Fort Worth is the third best Real Estate market with houstan then Auston then Fort Worth then Dallas so far for 2009. I have not seen it since the internet dried up. Now that I am doing the Realtor thing it is doing OK. A lot of North Tarrant County and then edging toward and into the northern part of Dallas County and that is fine with me. Like I said I cannot wait for the internet to pick back up.

Linda Swearingen
05-15-2009, 06:07 PM
I find that clients who stay with me the whole inspection hardly ever complain. They had had their opportunity to get all their questions answered, plus they've seen first hand how thoroughly I do look over the whole house for them. I find that engineers are the most interesting clients. They come for the whole inspection, including the crawl space--they bring their own coveralls! And since they are not bashful about asking questions, they never complain afterwards. Give me an engineer who sticks with me over a lawyer who says, "There's no need to meet--just email me the inspection report" any day of the week. They are the ones who really make me nervous. And they're not even there when they do it. . .

John Arnold
05-15-2009, 06:11 PM
...He just about cried he was so happy that I had asked him to help me....

That's hilarious. I'll have to try it sometime.

Ted Menelly
05-15-2009, 06:40 PM
I find that clients who stay with me the whole inspection hardly ever complain. They had had their opportunity to get all their questions answered, plus they've seen first hand how thoroughly I do look over the whole house for them. I find that engineers are the most interesting clients. They come for the whole inspection, including the crawl space--they bring their own coveralls! And since they are not bashful about asking questions, they never complain afterwards. Give me an engineer who sticks with me over a lawyer who says, "There's no need to meet--just email me the inspection report" any day of the week. They are the ones who really make me nervous. And they're not even there when they do it. . .

Thats funny. I have maybe one in a couple hundred that have a minor complait or that are looking for something for nothing.

The nervous part is funny also. There has never been a client that has made me nervous. The only folks that made me nervous were on the phone inquiring about an inspection. Those folks I just do not book even if they agree to an outrageous price. To many questions about insurance and how much do I have instead of the qualifications I have and how much experience I have and how long I have been an inspector. It is always how much and do you have that insurance that covers you when you make a mistake questions. If they are more concerned with how much insurance you have and not about anything to do with an inspection you know they are out for something.

As far as the lawyer thing I always take that as a challenge. They scare me the least out of any client. Lawyers are the easiest folks to over come. I have had a tremendous amount of lawyer clients. I love them. They are the easiest to work with and the last person to worry about. They have been some of my best clients. I can read everyone of them like a book and am usually yucking it up before the inspection is booked.

A little hint. Never allow any client, no matter who, to intimidate you. If they try to intimidate you intimmidate them back. They will be your best friend as you have already bettered them. That is what they are looking for, gaining control. You are in control at all times. You are the inspector inspecting a home that they are thinking of buying. You are the boss, not them. They are not paying you to inspect . They are paying you for the purchase of a report and findings of concerns of the property that they are thinking of buying. You work for you. Always have the upper hand. Never let your guard down. You are in control. Not them. You will never have any serious problem or concern with that frame of mind.

I get along great with all my clients. Money is no factor. If they make 30,000 a year or a million a year I treat them all the same. They are just another human being on this almost over crowded planet of ours.

I joke about expecting to be invited to there first sit down dinner in their new dining room or their first big barbeque at the pool. I am invited often. I love people of all shapes, sizes, nationality and income level. Life is great.

Jerry Peck
05-15-2009, 07:45 PM
I had a Shadow today!!

Actually it was more like a dark looming storm cloud! Really got on my nerves, and that takes a bunch! Anyway, I handed him a roll of blue painters tape, and a 3-light tester and asked him if he could help me!

I told him that I needed his help if he did not mind. He just about cried he was so happy that I had asked him to help me.


That's what I'm talking about ... :D ... put them to work, that IS what they want.

mathew stouffer
05-15-2009, 08:35 PM
Scott,
Was there and sweat equity pay involved in this deal or are we going to have to report you for labor law abuse:p

Nick Ostrowski
05-16-2009, 12:59 AM
If it wasn't for the buyer needing a home inspection, I wouldn't be there and I wouldn't be getting paid. The buyer pays me to be there. Like somebody else said, we do this every day. They buy one or two houses in their lifetime. It's not a big deal to me to have them shadow me and ask questions. I will say however that I don't need three people standing in a powder room with me while I look at a sink and toilet.

John Kogel
05-16-2009, 06:58 AM
What do you tell clients when they want to "shadow" during the inspection. I find this to be very distracting and try to discourage it. What is your opinion?
We schedule the clients to arrive 2 or 3 hrs after I get there. By the time they arrive, I've got the report virtually done, panel and hatches are closed and ladders folded up. They get a guided tour, room by room, all questions anwered, laptop slideshow for the oldtimers, this is good, this is bad, caulk this, paint that.
One out of 20 insist on being there the whole time, they get a fragmented tour of fits and starts, not ideal, but we have to be flexible, right?:)

A.D. Miller
05-16-2009, 10:34 AM
I am invited often. I love people of all shapes, sizes, nationality and income level. Life is great.


Ted: You must be smoking some really powerful stuff, or you've been over in the stock yards this morning harvesting those little mushrooms . . .:D

Ted Menelly
05-16-2009, 02:46 PM
Ted: You must be smoking some really powerful stuff, or you've been over in the stock yards this morning harvesting those little mushrooms . . .:D
Actually Bedford and Ridgemar is where it turned out that I went today. Both late sixties and very fortunate for me excellent well maintained and updated homes.

The answer to your other question is no it wasn't any good :D

All in good fun of course. I have enough dead brain cells.

Rob Ferguson
05-21-2009, 09:45 PM
For me, talking with the client and learning about their home is part of what makes the work rewarding. Theres nothing more valuable than a word of mouth referral.

Mark Northrup
05-22-2009, 12:01 AM
I think it is a great idea for the client to follow around. It builds a bond with them and you can show them you know what you are doing. It is great if your inspecting the furnace and find a cracked exhaust fan housing and point it out to them. Too many times after a inspection a new homeowner will remodel or add something. Most of the time they will hire a contractor that will find something that is not in the scope of a home inspection and say the home inspector should of found this. Which is crap but if you have done a excellent job with your client they will call you and ask about it.
Then you can explain to the client why it is not part of the inspection and lead them in the correct way to get it corrected. Keeping lawyers and state licensing boards out of lame complaints. 90% of the time they get board and go thru the rest of the house. But you hav satisfied their thoughts on hiring you. I hear alot of complaints from realtors that home inspectors don't want the client there. This raises alot of flags of what does this inspector have to hide. "
Time is money But they are paying for infomation on that house not just for a printed piece of paper they may or may not understand when handed to them. I have seen so many HI's do a inspection and just hand the report to the realtor days later without explaining anything. What's the point. How many callbacks does that creat. Just food for thought.......

Mark

Ralph Smith
05-22-2009, 03:48 AM
Had one last night, very scared, very young couple, 1st home, 2 family, $400. Turned a 3hr inspection into 4hrs. Big deal! That is what I get paid for. These kids walked out with not only knowing the condition and defects of the house but how to care and maintain for a home. Now they can go home read over the report and think of the words of wisdom from the inspector that is older than their Dad. If I was paying $100 an hour, I'd ask questions also.

JORY LANNES
05-22-2009, 08:53 AM
I ask my client (they are paying for my services)if they have any concerns before I start the inspection. The client is usually happy to help. Ask the father to watch the water level of the "Jacuzzi" so it does not over flow. The client/friend/expert can be an asset to you as an extra pair of hands and eyes. I encourage their participation. They in turn remember how you worked with them and refer you to there friends. A WIN-WIN

Anthony McCloskey
06-03-2009, 03:17 AM
As long as it's safe for the client I don't mind if they want to follow me around and ask questions, it makes it easier when I review the report with them. I point out the things we viewed together, I feel it also makes them appreciate the work you do as an inspector.

Anthony J. McCloskey
A & V Home Inspections, LLC
Hamburg, PA
info@a-vhomeinspections.com
877.297.1923

K Robertson
06-03-2009, 06:47 AM
I welcome, encourage, and even request their presence. As several have said, it's a bonding thing. If I bond with them and make friends, they...

1) are far less likely to file complaints or law suits on anything
2) are far more likely to send referrals, and I live and die off referrals
3) simply make the "job" more interesting and fun for me to hear all the details of their future plans with the house. Putting this here, that there, etc.
4) Lets face it, it's a lonely job. Since I am with my 10 year old about 95% of the time that I'm not on a job, I enjoy the adult conversation.

Now, I do it a little different. I ask the client what time they want to be there. Then I will usually schedule the inspection about an hour to an hour and half earlier. I use this time to get a jump start and try to get areas done that I don't want them following me, like on the roof, in the attic, etc, where liability could be a concern. Then once they show, I explain that I was able to get there a little earlier and show them everything I had already found.

In the end, it's about the client and what THEY want. What drives me insane is when the seller wants to follow me around and say things like, "I'm an engineer and can tell you that Truss I cut to give me attic storage space isn't a problem and this inspector is just trying to justify his fee." What he doesn't tell my client is that he is a software engineer and knows nothing about building construction. :mad: :eek:

Derek Ballard
08-25-2009, 07:13 PM
I certainly understand the inherent need for homeowners to want to attend their home inspection, but, I also understand that this is primarily because most home buyers and specifically first time home buyers are not familiar with what a home inspector does and more importantly does not do. I typically welcome clients to follow me , but, I too prefer that they do not talk to me while I am performing the inspection. I usually try to imply strongly that while I am performing the inspection, that it is important for them and the quality of their report for them to allow me to complete the inspection and then ask questions if they feel the need. I try to appease their curiosity by making them feel comfortable with my professionalism and qualifications. In most cases(90%) the client simply sets back and observes or they leave. Either way is fine with me.

Bob Harper
08-29-2009, 10:32 AM
I do only focused inspections since I'm not a HI. I perform my inspection then bring the client to the areas of special interest I feel they need to see and comprehend with me there. Often, I'll let them use my mirror and flashlight to see a feature of interest. I make sketches on my notepad to illustrate particulars. When completed, I advise them there will be a LOT more in my written report and I may find additional details upon review of the downloaded pics, review, and research as needed. That way I leave the door open for additional defects not discussed onsite.

As for the shadows, not too many want to follow me up onto a roof. I explain that's why I have a camera and they laugh in agreement. I do not allow anyone to use my ladders. If they try to shadow me, I explain that I will circle back with them before I leave but in order to give them my undivided attention and to do the best job possible, I require them NOT to shadow me on my initial inspection. I've never gotten an arguement when explained that way.

I do get the nosey homeowner wanting to shadow me during a service. I remind them of my policy as explained at the time of booking that I require uninterrupted access which includes no kids, pets, loud tv or music, and not playing 20 questions during the service. In fact, back when I was a Regional Manager over 8 service departments, I trained my techs to pack up and walk out if need be and I would support them, which I did on several occasions. I've had homeowners follow me out to the truck trying to snoop on my phone calls to the point I've actually backed out of the driveway and driven to the corner to talk in private. I've had irate homeowners mad over previous failed service by other techs insist on watching me to "make sure I do it correctly". I ask for their credentials first. I let them know I am concerned for their safety and to give them a properly working system. I care, too and that's why I need to focus on my work so I don't miss anything. When I assure them I will circle back and review with them and answer questions, they almost always back off and later thank me. The few who insist on harrassing me get to read my tag as I drive off. As said before, do not let anyone intimidate or harrass you.

99% of the people will understand and the few weenies don't take long to identify themselves.

A.D. Miller
08-29-2009, 10:42 AM
I ask for their credentials first.

BH: This works on buyers and agents just as well.;)



99% of the people will understand and the few weenies don't take long to identify themselves


BH: You may be to generous with that figure. In my experience maybe 75% of the people will listen when spoken to. The other 25% must be from Flahdah.:D

Ted Menelly
08-29-2009, 04:50 PM
Oh well

I just pull up the biggest fart I can muster and blow them out of the house :D

Man, I have been waiting for some cracker to say that since the thread started :p

I nice New England breakfast with baked beans, eggs, crab cakes and the rest of the fixins will about ward off any unruley client.......

Jack Feldmann
08-29-2009, 09:11 PM
I welcome them to follow me around. They can ask all the questions they want.
I always tell them this first....
1. A lot of what I do is like watching paint dry, just not all that exciting.
2. I do have a routine, and please do not distract me from it. Do not double team me, and do not ask me to "come look at something". If they pull me away from my routine, I may miss something important on THEIR house.
3. I am available, after they read the report, for all the questions they may have. Just call me.

I find if they follow me around, I will have less questions later.
It also gives me a chance to get to know them, and have a dialog with them. If they "like" me, they might be less likely to sue me.

They are my client. They are paying me. Without them, I would not be earning a living. I see no reason for them not to be there. I WANT them to be there to SEE just how hard I am working for them.

While I make not like the kids, or the in-laws, it's only 3 or so hours out of my life. I can live thru just about anything for 3 hours.

If I was so easily distracted, and could not do a good job just because there were some people talking to me while I was working, I think I would look for another line of work.
As far as homeowners go, I AM a guest in their house. I am always polite to them, but also let them know I am working for my client, and can not discuss my findings with them, without my clients permission.

I have had very few homeowners harass me. However, I have fired a couple clients, been tossed out of a few houses, and driven away with a huge headache more than once.

But I have also had sellers that threw me out of their house, call me later to schedule an inspection for them.

Jim Luttrall
08-29-2009, 09:26 PM
I welcome them to follow me around. They can ask all the questions they want.
I always tell them this first....
1. A lot of what I do is like watching paint dry, just not all that exciting.
2. I do have a routine, and please do not distract me from it. Do not double team me, and do not ask me to "come look at something". If they pull me away from my routine, I may miss something important on THEIR house.
3. I am available, after they read the report, for all the questions they may have. Just call me.

I find if they follow me around, I will have less questions later.
It also gives me a chance to get to know them, and have a dialog with them. If they "like" me, they might be less likely to sue me.

They are my client. They are paying me. Without them, I would not be earning a living. I see no reason for them not to be there. I WANT them to be there to SEE just how hard I am working for them.

While I make not like the kids, or the in-laws, it's only 3 or so hours out of my life. I can live thru just about anything for 3 hours.

If I was so easily distracted, and could not do a good job just because there were some people talking to me while I was working, I think I would look for another line of work.
As far as homeowners go, I AM a guest in their house. I am always polite to them, but also let them know I am working for my client, and can not discuss my findings with them, without my clients permission.

I have had very few homeowners harass me. However, I have fired a couple clients, been tossed out of a few houses, and driven away with a huge headache more than once.

But I have also had sellers that threw me out of their house, call me later to schedule an inspection for them.

Well said.

JORY LANNES
08-29-2009, 11:22 PM
A friend, A fellow inspector had a seller's realtor get angry with some of his observations as she shadowed him thru the house. The realtor and seller told my friend to leave. The inspector had his tools in the basement when this happened. The seller would not let him go down and retreave his tool bag.

My friend called the police. The officer told the broker and the seller to let the inspector get his tools. The broker got angry and hit the inspector.

My friend got his tools as the broker was being led AWAY in handcuffs to the police car. She was charged with "simple battery". She spent a couplle of hours in a JAIL cell until she was bailed out.

TRUE STORY...HAPPENED IN APRIL. THE CASE WAS DISMISSED.

DON'T YOU LOVE STORIES WITH HAPPY ENDINGS.:)

Ron Bibler
08-30-2009, 12:09 AM
More and more agents are getting in the way. They guard these inspection like I have never seen before. Almost like sticking there fingers in the buyers ears. Don't say things like that to them they will walk:eek:

Best

Ron

Bob Harper
08-30-2009, 09:31 AM
A friend, A fellow inspector had a seller's realtor get angry with some of his observations as she shadowed him thru the house. The realtor and seller told my friend to leave. The inspector had his tools in the basement when this happened. The seller would not let him go down and retreave his tool bag.

My friend called the police. The officer told the broker and the seller to let the inspector get his tools. The broker got angry and hit the inspector.

My friend got his tools as the broker was being led AWAY in handcuffs to the police car. She was charged with "simple battery". She spent a couplle of hours in a JAIL cell until she was bailed out.

TRUE STORY...HAPPENED IN APRIL. THE CASE WAS DISMISSED.

DON'T YOU LOVE STORIES WITH HAPPY ENDINGS.:)

I hope this was reported to the Real Estate Board for review. If they don't do anything, I would refer it up to National. This behavior is intolerable. Yes, I've seen seller's agents get pushy with inspections. Stand your ground and don't be afraid to call their broker or Real Estate Board. I would also send them an invoice for the incomplete inspection and take the bum to smal claims court for preventing you from earning your fee under a legally binding contract with the buyer.

Unreal.

A.D. Miller
08-30-2009, 11:52 AM
I hope this was reported to the Real Estate Board for review. If they don't do anything, I would refer it up to National. This behavior is intolerable. Yes, I've seen seller's agents get pushy with inspections. Stand your ground and don't be afraid to call their broker or Real Estate Board. I would also send them an invoice for the incomplete inspection and take the bum to smal claims court for preventing you from earning your fee under a legally binding contract with the buyer.

Unreal.

BH: Reporting an agent to the realtor organizations is a total waste of time. In Texas, reporting them to the Texas Real Estate Commission is an even bigger waste of time.

Jim Luttrall
08-30-2009, 02:56 PM
BH: Reporting an agent to the realtor organizations is a total waste of time. In Texas, reporting them to the Texas Real Estate Commission is an even bigger waste of time.
I'm thinking finding a hungry bulldog of a lawyer and sue them for every thing the lawyer can come up with, assault, attempted theft, theft of service.
You might not come up with any real money at the end of the day, but sometimes it is not just the money, right AD?

A.D. Miller
08-30-2009, 03:03 PM
You might not come up with any real money at the end of the day, but sometimes it is not just the money, right AD?

JL: Quite so.

Michael Greenwalt
08-31-2009, 10:58 AM
My client is the paying part of the deal, I would never steal thier candy. Clients are the reason for my business, not a distraction to it.

A.D. Miller
08-31-2009, 11:10 AM
My client is the paying part of the deal, I would never steal thier candy. Clients are the reason for my business, not a distraction to it.

MG: I might maintain that it is money that is the reason for your business, but I could be wrong.;)

Robert Flaa
09-07-2009, 02:07 PM
The other day I invited the client on the roof with me. He said lets go. After 10-15 Min trying to get him down. His coment was I will take your word for it I trust you.

A.D. Miller
09-07-2009, 02:24 PM
The other day I invited the client on the roof with me. He said lets go. After 10-15 Min trying to get him down. His coment was I will take your word for it I trust you.

RF: If he had fallen, who would have been held utlimately responsible, given that it was your ladder and that you "invited" him on the roof?

Robert Flaa
09-07-2009, 02:59 PM
you can't tell the ones that can from the ones that lock up.

Ted Menelly
09-07-2009, 05:20 PM
I welcome them to follow me around. They can ask all the questions they want.
I always tell them this first....
1. A lot of what I do is like watching paint dry, just not all that exciting.
2. I do have a routine, and please do not distract me from it. Do not double team me, and do not ask me to "come look at something". If they pull me away from my routine, I may miss something important on THEIR house.
3. I am available, after they read the report, for all the questions they may have. Just call me.

I find if they follow me around, I will have less questions later.
It also gives me a chance to get to know them, and have a dialog with them. If they "like" me, they might be less likely to sue me.

They are my client. They are paying me. Without them, I would not be earning a living. I see no reason for them not to be there. I WANT them to be there to SEE just how hard I am working for them.

While I make not like the kids, or the in-laws, it's only 3 or so hours out of my life. I can live thru just about anything for 3 hours.

If I was so easily distracted, and could not do a good job just because there were some people talking to me while I was working, I think I would look for another line of work.
As far as homeowners go, I AM a guest in their house. I am always polite to them, but also let them know I am working for my client, and can not discuss my findings with them, without my clients permission.

I have had very few homeowners harass me. However, I have fired a couple clients, been tossed out of a few houses, and driven away with a huge headache more than once.

But I have also had sellers that threw me out of their house, call me later to schedule an inspection for them.


The highlight above????????????????????????????

Are you serious. Being a home inspector has to be the easiest job in life. As far as them "seeing how hard I work" ????????????????? Actually no matter how difficult an inspection is and how long it takes it has never been something that I would refer to as hard work.

I know that was said as a little comic relief...right?

And then Jim readily and quickly agreed with you. Now I don't know Jim well but I have talk a few times. I know he knows what hard work is all about so he must have been agreeing with that portion as comic relief.

I seriously doubt that any home inspector that has ever worked in life would think a home inspection is hard work and doubt they would have turned to home inspection if it was hard work. The vast majority of a home inspection is just looking around....period...and decoding what is going on in the home..


Not. Not hard work mentally or physically.

Now keeping the phone ringing on a steady basis....that is hard work no matter how many referrals one gets.

CHARLIE VAN FLEET
09-07-2009, 05:21 PM
no way

if they want to come on the roof.. get your inspection agreement out and write and write, not resonsible for you getting on roof. i have this written in my agreement. make them sign on the dotted line

hello lawsuit-i have fallen off one roof. never again

charlie

Jim Begley
09-07-2009, 05:26 PM
A couple of recent "First Time Hm Buyer" inspections had the buyers dad's in tow... as suggested in the threads, had them participate by running around with the outlet tool...
than handed them spare knee pads, flashlight and gloves to "Crawl Along".... both of them kept with me and were an extra set of eyes....
Tagalongs are distracting but we gotta feel they are "on our team" when we put them to work.....
PS..... this has been one or the best thread on the board....
Sempre Fi

Jim Luttrall
09-07-2009, 06:00 PM
The highlight above????????????????????????????

Are you serious. Being a home inspector has to be the easiest job in life. As far as them "seeing how hard I work" ????????????????? Actually no matter how difficult an inspection is and how long it takes it has never been something that I would refer to as hard work.

I know that was said as a little comic relief...right?

And then Jim readily and quickly agreed with you. Now I don't know Jim well but I have talk a few times. I know he knows what hard work is all about so he must have been agreeing with that portion as comic relief.

I seriously doubt that any home inspector that has ever worked in life would think a home inspection is hard work and doubt they would have turned to home inspection if it was hard work. The vast majority of a home inspection is just looking around....period...and decoding what is going on in the home..


Not. Not hard work mentally or physically.

Now keeping the phone ringing on a steady basis....that is hard work no matter how many referrals one gets.

Ted, would you prefer the word "diligently"?
I feel that I do work hard at providing a quality product for my client and to have them see the steps I go through to leave no stone un-turned makes sense to me. Now if you compare my work to concrete finishing, roofing, ditch digging; your're right it's not hard in the manual labor sense.
If an inspector does not want their client at the inspection, does that mean they have something to hide? Hmmm...

Eric Barker
09-07-2009, 06:04 PM
Are you serious. Being a home inspector has to be the easiest job in life. As far as them "seeing how hard I work" ????????????????? Actually no matter how difficult an inspection is and how long it takes it has never been something that I would refer to as hard work.

I find H.I.ing challenging and sometimes I find it hard work. I have one opportunity to see many systems and components throughout the home and it's necessary to be on all cylinders on each job. I write a report on site and have one chance to get it right - no first drafts. While doing this I have to communicate with the client and explain the "how to dos" and what the significance is of conditions found. On each job I draw on 16 years of fulltime home inspection experience and hundreds of hours worth of C.E.s. To be honest, if I thought that this job was easy I'd have to take a step back and wonder what I was doing wrong. This is not to say that I don't enjoy what I do.

Ted Menelly
09-07-2009, 06:35 PM
Ted, would you prefer the word "diligently"?
I feel that I do work hard at providing a quality product for my client and to have them see the steps I go through to leave no stone un-turned makes sense to me. Now if you compare my work to concrete finishing, roofing, ditch digging; your're right it's not hard in the manual labor sense.
If an inspector does not want their client at the inspection, does that mean they have something to hide? Hmmm...


Something to hide.

As you say Hmmm

I will look at diligents. I will look at professionalism and concentration.

I have run companies and yes dug ditches as well. I have been a foreman, supervisor and manager of differnent types of work loads.

I have hung drywall. Built commercial and residential structures etc etc etc.

Hard work. My opinion is it is not hard work in the slightest.

Writing a paper (what it amounts to) on your step by step inspection and incorporating pictures can not amount to nearly any of the work I have done in life.

No, there is nothing to hide in an inspection but My opinion is your time is much better spent for your client with them leaving you alone to accomplish your complete, thorough and professional inspection with out interruption.

As far as leaving no stone unturned...I usually never see stones inside the home :p

Seriously folks.........This is hard work ??????????? Maybe tiring if you are fortunate to do a couple in a day....But then of course you are pulling in some serious money.

Let me see....2 inspections...serious money....How hard is it ????? Where else can any of you think of working that you can make the type of money you do on a 2 inspection day with no employees.....office to speak of....material overhead such as shop, offices, vehicles, crazy taxes, accountants, tax men, equipment etc etc etc etc and at worse case scenario....a little sweaty and a little tired. No one breathing down your neck, setting deadlines for job completion, hiring and firing, workers comp. My God men.

This is the best job anyone could ever wish to have and you could do to times end if you wished...barring good health of course.

Easy job.................Yep.

So deep gentlemen and so serious. Lighten up and look at reality and think of what else you could be doing in life

Hundreds of hours of CEs over the years.........Seriously. Is that a tough thing to do??? I don't care if you sit in class a solid week out of every year. That is hard ?????? The only thing you have to do is keep up with changes as the years go on. Most stays the same in the general part of your inspection. The vast majority of a home inspection is quite simply looking around no matter how technical and thorough you do it and you want to try to make it sound.

This is an easy job folks

Again the only tough part is keeping up with the changing needs in marketing to keep busy. Like I said...that is a tough job.

Oh yeah...This is just my opinion...Other than getting the work...I smile every day of my working life on how fortunate I am for such an easy job.

Chuck Melocco
09-07-2009, 10:00 PM
I tell them that they are welcome to follow me if they. I explain that I don't talk very much during the inspection process. So that I can pay full attention to what I am doing. I also explain that I will take what ever time necessary when I am done to go over what I have found, educate them about the house and answer any questions they may have. When I have a client decide to folow me he or she typically does not do so for more then a few minutes.

imported_John Smith
09-08-2009, 08:19 AM
I enjoy it when they want to tag along, ask questions, learn a little about their house. I would rather talk to them at their property than have them call me 20 times the following day as I am inspecting another home or driving to an appointment. Its always worked well for me.

I rarely get a call/email after the inspection asking me about something in the report.

I estimate about 70% of my customers follow me for the entire inspection. Usually they shadow for about a half hour and bail on me when they start sweating.

Ted Menelly
09-08-2009, 09:43 AM
I enjoy it when they want to tag along, ask questions, learn a little about their house. I would rather talk to them at their property than have them call me 20 times the following day as I am inspecting another home or driving to an appointment. Its always worked well for me.

I rarely get a call/email after the inspection asking me about something in the report.

I estimate about 70% of my customers follow me for the entire inspection. Usually they shadow for about a half hour and bail on me when they start sweating.

You know. I keep on sounding like the evil home inspector that wants to beat up all his clients that show up for the entire inspection.

Truth of the matter is that I strongly prefer them to ONLY come at the end of the inspection which most do.

Everyone says almost the exact same thing. "they follow me for a short time and then either go sit outsdie or in the kitchen or tell you they will be back in an hour or 2".

My question is....Why invite them at all. Why not tell them that it is much to their advantage to come in the end after you have done the inspection and you can spend quality time with them and walk them thru the findings. At that time they may have questions. That is the time to answer them...not during your due diligent inspection when you should not be disturbed and get off track.

How about their job and their life. All of them have something else that they could be doing. Or get caught up on work. Or take care of some things at home.

Most...almost all of my clients come at the end. None I talk to are ever insulated or hurt or mad or disappointed that they only came in the end. All are happy that they could just do their lunch hour at the inspection instead of missing a half day or mom could get things done with errands instead of hanging out for a few hours.

The amount of calls I get the next day or two or the next week are so far and few between that you might as well say that they do not exist. Questions the next day or that evening about the inspection just do not exist. Questions from realtors just do not exist. All of them are so happy that I did not hand them a forty or 80 or a hundred page report that they had to filter through to figure out what the concerns are. My inspections might top out at 20 pages and the homes with little to no concerns are maybe 15 pages. Writing does not expand a report. It is the pictures that grow the report. 20 pages is a lot of concerns.

Everyone needs to do what they feel is best and what they feel comfortable with. If you actually ask your client to give you a few hours so you can do an undisturbed, uniterupted inspection (both are better for your client) and then offer them good solid quality time in the end I think you will be amazed at how many jump for the chance to not have to hang out for a half day doing absolutely nothing.

Again folks. If they want to come...tell them "sure come ahead". What ever you feel comfortable with. I do believe you will be shocked at how many jump for the chance to just come in the end. I think you will also be shocked at how few if any telephone calls you get because they did not come.

If they are calling with 20 questions after the inspection then I suggest you take an outside look at your reports and find out what you are not saying or how you are saying it for them to have to call you or maybe it is just to much garbage and unecessary disclaimers and to much fill and hype and fluff etc etc that you are adding which is taking their attention away from the hard plain and simple facts that they need to know.

Maybe there is a bunch of how to about the home mixed in to the report that needs to be separated and attached in the end. Get rid of disclaimers and put a disclaimer book (as I see in many inspection reports that are mixed into the report) in the end.

Most of all if it needs fixing...tell them so, both in the report and verbal walk around in the end. If they need an electrician for a further eval and repair then tell them etc

Sorry about the morning rant.

Stuart Brooks
09-27-2009, 05:55 PM
I have no problem with clients but I think I'm going to start charging an extra $100 or more for DADS of clients who consider themselves "knowledgeable" about construction.

Markus Keller
09-27-2009, 06:18 PM
I know what you mean Stuart. Recent HI, client told me the father in law knows about houses and construction and would be reviewing my report. He had already 'checked out' the house prior to my inspection. Client wanted me to be aware.
I did the HI, submitted the report, couldn't help ask the client what Mr. Knowledgable thought. Stated he thought it was thorough and lengthy. Client told me later F-in-law didn't understand most of it.
I've had them with too, they are almost the worst. I think the worst are "the family contractor friend".

A.D. Miller
09-28-2009, 02:25 AM
I think the worst are "the family contractor friend".

MK: Agreed. Especially when the contractor friend is an electrician.

Matt Hawley
09-28-2009, 05:34 AM
We introduce ourselves and explain what we are going to do, see if they have any areas of concern. I explain that I will give them a real detailed post inspection wrap up and that if they have any questions in the mean time feel free to ask.
After each system I will give them a quick update on any items that are found. Once you start pointing out defects they seam to be more at ease and are confident you are doing a good thorough job for them. Then most of the time they find something to do. After the inspection I go over every detail about the items I found, educate them about the home, where the main water shut-off is, main disconect, where to re-set the master GFI outlets, chenge their air filter, preventive maint. tips ect.

A couple times a year I have a customer that follows me the entire time, they are normally first time homebuyers, I understand that this is their largest investment. Once they know they are in gooid hands they tend to relax, but for the most part we do a good thorough post inspection wrap up.

Customers are putting a lot of trust in us as home inspectors.

Cory Hett
09-28-2009, 09:01 AM
It depends on when your next appointment is, too. Some people can follow and not get in your way and some people will follow and constantly pull you away from where your at. I believe in good service and like most guys said here within a few minutes most people find something else to do. Ive had grandma and father in law and so on and so forth waiting around a corner listening or watching me ...Thats when I start talking to myself ...I work with alot of inspectors who politely explain they need a little space and will explain the important things at the end. The guys that dont feel comfortable with people following them should just make sure your available for any follow up phone calls from the buyer. Personally I tell people they can do whatever they want during the inspection and this relaxes them and usually I have no problems.

Matt Fellman
09-28-2009, 09:48 AM
MK: Agreed. Especially when the contractor friend is an electrician.

Or, my favorite.... "You won't find anything wrong here. The seller is a contractor" :)

Michael Kulikowski
09-28-2009, 07:47 PM
I usually tell the client that I prefer to inspect first then review the area with them. I usually inspect the exterior first then walk around and review it with them dropping any maintenance tips as I go. Afterwhich I go inside and inspect for a while usually the kitchen where I start the dishwasher. Seems to work for me and they usually understand I need to focus on the inspection so I don't miss anything.

Ralph Schade
12-03-2009, 10:33 AM
My mandate is to educate the client about their new home. I expect them to be there. Personally, I don't like to go over things twice...as in " oh, can you show me where the furnace filter is" etc. I get irritated when they wander off. They can measure things or show the house to their family on their own time. Overall, I love interacting with my clients. As for the handy father-in-law, or contractor friend, ask them for input. There is always something that you will know that they don't and most appreciate learning something new. Also, they will warm to you for respecting their opinion. Lastly, a second set of eyes never hurts. I admit that some things have been found that I may have missed. The only time I grit my teeth is when I see toddlers in tow and I have to compete with them as I try to explain how the house works. But hey, for 3-4 hours at $100 per hour, I might even be persuaded to change a diaper and check for moisture.:D

Michael Kulikowski
12-03-2009, 11:03 AM
Ralph,

I agree with you on many parts however when they are glued to my hip there is constant interruption. "Whats this" ..."hows that work" and I tend to loose focus and could and probably have missed some things. I find it better to inspect first, then talk. I have found it easier for me to go through and point out any issues and make maintenance suggestions after I've looked at the area. I first do the exterior.. walk the roof if possible and SAFE and then do the exterior. Afterwards we tour around the house .. point at any issues on the roof (photo backup). Then go inside. Start the dishwasher and clothes washer and inspect from their on. When inspecting the interior including the basement I usually have them nearby so when I open and inspect the furnace I can show them where the filter is and how to replace it....

Ken Rowe
12-03-2009, 11:19 AM
I agree with Ralph 100%. This is how I conduct my inspections also. Except I'd never change a diaper. :)

A few of the things I've learned; When I outline my inspection process to my clients as soon as they arrive, they are less likely to jump ahead of me, ie asking about the furnace before I've looked at it. Secondly, if I talk continuously throughout the inspection, explaining the different systems and appliances, their attention stays with me and I'm less likely to waste time on call backs or answering questions later via telephone.

I strongly believe it's not only my job to document the condition of the building but to also educate the buyers about the home they purchased.

Ted Menelly
12-03-2009, 12:05 PM
I take it (not that any of you have said it out right,,,,well maybe a few) that you all want the clients there the entire time to get a contract signed before you start and that is the real reason they are there from beginning to end. Other than that I can here (not necessarily written) that most of the real truth tellers would say "Give me about three hours and then come and I will do a thorough walk around with you."

For those that are saying they don't mind,,,,I am guessing that that means you have accepted it as a necessary evil for the clients to be there in the beginning just to get that contract signed which means they will be there the entire time.

I cannot accept the fact that many of you are telling your client to take at least a half day out of their busy schedule and working life to be there for the entire inspection instead of a lunch break or finish up a little early so you can get home before 7 at night.

I also cannot accept the fact that looking at many important items you almost have to be hugging them for them to get to the same vantage point as you to check out what you are talking about.

For those of you that are with the clients the entire time while inspecting with them glued to your hip going over every totally unnecessary detail of the home and finishing any home in under 3 to 4 hours is insane. Talk talk talk, explain explain explain, point out point out point out. It takes me a minimum of three hours with no one up my backside tpo do a decent inspection on a do nothing great shape 2000 square foot home and I have been doing this for 30 plus plus plus years. If no one is there I do the report on sight and that is at least an hour. And that is for a do nothing house. Another half hour for medium finding and another half hour on top of that for a lot of findings and lets add more time to the inspection for heavy findings.

For those of you that say you can do three inspections a day and also do all the reports that day then you are not a home inspector at all because it is impossible to do a good inspection and report in one waking day hours. Most of the time you cannot get in till after 8 am, also drive to the next and drive to the next and meet with three different families etc etc etc,,,,hmm, how about something to eat, get gas, schedule other inspections, do follow up if there is any.

As far as getting calls from clients about inspections and calls from realtors.............. Your are not doing good inspections and reports if you always get calls. I have almost no buyers, sellers, buyers agent, listing agents at any of my inspections with the exception of the walk around at the end (almost every inspection) and I will say that I never get any calls about the inspection ..... ever. When I say never I am talking it is so rare that I cannot give an honest number. That is why I say I never get inspection related calls after an inspection.

As far as 3 to 4 hour inspections ... a hundred and hour ... I am sure you guys are not including re[port writting, initial scheduling and all the calls for that, any sending off of reports, marketing, marketing, marketing, website adjustments, emailing, insurance, gas, office supplies ... and holy crap ... everything else. You are lucky if you make fifty an hour. Don't take your time at inspections so lightly. You are only making half per hour than what you are thinking.

Changing a diaper ... how about an extra 300.00

I did a one year warranty on a home today. 2700 square feet total. The owner had received marketing from inspectors (2 inspectors) where on was 200 and the other 220. Both included warranties and both included a free trip back to inspect repairs made. Both of them were franchises NPI and I forget the other , maybe PTP. They both pay franchise fees. What are they working for ... 25 an hour when all is said and done ???????? I got the inspection due to a referral. My calls for one year warranties have either cut down or they were price quoting (both actually) and these marketing clowns are doing the give away thing and getting them all.

Ken Rowe
12-03-2009, 11:32 PM
Ted: I have to disagree on a few areas. I like having the clients there to educate them about their home. Most of my inspections seem to be for first time home buyers and they want to know as much as they can and are more than willing to take a half day off work to do so. My inspection agreements are all done online, I don't get anything signed on site. I have also heard from several clients or agents that they wouldn't have an inspection done by an inspector that did not want them there.

I talk, do the inspection, and complete the inspection report on my touch screen notebook computer all at the same time. My software allows me to point and click exactly what I want to say, I've already preset the verbiage. I also add photos into my report, usually 20 to 30 but that literally takes only about 5 minutes at the end of the inspection. My reports are complete by the time I leave the inspection. If the client wants a hard copy, I'll print one on site, otherwise they're emailed. This is something I've done since starting this 7 years ago...just something I've gotten used to. I have to get the reports to them, same day, as here in MN they normally have a 3 day inspection period and by the time they book they're on the last day.

I used to do 3 sometimes 4 inspections a day, 6 days a week for 4 years. The software I used allowed me to do this. With my current software I only do 2 inspections a day and they generally take 3 to 4 hours each, whether someone is present or not. Keep in mind in MN the typical house is about 1500 sq ft including the full basement. We don't have much for crawl spaces. Most of the houses I do are cookie cutters of different vintages. Once you've done 500 houses of the identical design they get pretty easy.

I don't take booking calls or answer the phone during an inspection. My office handles bookings. My inspectors average $75 to $100/hr and all they do is inspections. They drive to the house, do the inspection and upload the report to our server and they're done. Their reports are also done on site, so they don't take their work home with them. I generally take care of marketing and other management stuff but I have no expenses since I actually work for a company as a state manager. If you're not making that much maybe you should look in to coming to work for us :)

Ralph Schade
12-04-2009, 02:42 AM
I suppose, that at the end of the day, we all have our systems that work for us individually. Most importantly, our clients can make an informed decision and have an education on what they investing in. That's what should let us sleep well at night. Those that fail their clients will answer for it, at some level, somewhere down the road. So, is it "tomahto" or "tomatoe"? :cool:

Ken Rowe
12-04-2009, 08:53 AM
I suppose, that at the end of the day, we all have our systems that work for us individually. Most importantly, our clients can make an informed decision and have an education on what they investing in. That's what should let us sleep well at night. Those that fail their clients will answer for it, at some level, somewhere down the road. So, is it "tomahto" or "tomatoe"? :cool:

Agreed. I'm not saying the way we do it in MN is the correct or only way it should be done. It's just the way I was originally trained to do it and it works well for us. Most of my referring agents like it this way, but some agents (or clients) don't want to be there at all or only show up at the end. That's fine too. It's their inspection and I'll abide by their wishes.

I absolutely hate it though when they show up half way through the inspection. :(

Neil Hunter
12-04-2009, 09:30 AM
First of all, I am not an inspector but a homeowner who has just completed an 1100sq ft addition single-handed including demolition and foundation work. While I didn't have any major corrections from the city inspectors, I always went round with the inspector during an inspection. The inspectors of course knew I was an 'owner-builder' and all the inspectors were more than willing to discuss any corrections with me as they arose during the inspection. I think it saved the inspector some time and also enabled me to see and understand the corrections so minimizing the possibility of corrections on corrections. I found the inspectors to be friendly, reasonable and professional. I never tried to be a know-all and was always aware that they do it for a living and not as a hobby!

Eric Shuman
12-04-2009, 01:50 PM
I did a one year warranty on a home today. 2700 square feet total. The owner had received marketing from inspectors (2 inspectors) where on was 200 and the other 220. Both included warranties and both included a free trip back to inspect repairs made. Both of them were franchises NPI and I forget the other , maybe PTP. They both pay franchise fees. What are they working for ... 25 an hour when all is said and done ???????? I got the inspection due to a referral. My calls for one year warranties have either cut down or they were price quoting (both actually) and these marketing clowns are doing the give away thing and getting them all.


I hear you Ted, same thing has been happening to me lately. Low baller competition on the warranty inspections and then offering to re-inspect for no charge. I'm assuming they are a franchise or other type of multi inspector firm where the inspector only gets a cut of the pay anyway.

I'm still booking (fewer) warranty inspections but I really have to hard sell them on my service and why to use me based on my credentials, experience and detail. I also tell the potential clients that they will get what they pay for and need to wonder why the other inspectors are so cheap and why they have enough time to come do a re-inspection for free (we all know why). Regardless, when I entered this business 5 years ago, I asked market price for my service and never low balled. Low balling sets a bad standard for the industry and for your future inspection rates, i.e. income. And I'm not talking about temporary discount specials or marketing coupons to pick up the business a little bit, I'm talking about practically giving inspections away.

I know this has been a topic of much discussion lately, but inspecting 3000 square foot homes for 225-250 and doing a free re-inspection is hard to compete with when people are price shopping (which many people are now, with the economy down). I refuse to lower my prices that much and must say that I believe it is bad for our industry in general for these low ballers to do so.

Bottom line is, any of you jokers out there uber low balling, Cut It Out!! Sell your self and your service for what it is worth and get paid what you are worth and quit driving our fees down as a whole. You might be surprised to find out that if you bring your prices up to market level (prior to all the lowballing), people will still hire you to inspect their properties.

Our inspections save people money and typically pay for themselves on nearly every inspection. We offer a valuable service that is worth a fair price and carries a lot of liabilty. Charge accordingly.



Free re-inspections, sheesh.:mad:

Jeffrey L. Mathis
12-04-2009, 02:16 PM
Man, this is a long thread and well worth the reading.
My 2 cents:
I work for the client. It ain't my say as to who does what.
More than once, the client has eyed a small detail I missed or might have missed.
I work well with most clients. If I can get a non-refering agent there too, I have a shot of winning them over and getting on their referal list. Happended this week. Made me money.
Like iterated earlier: Most bail after a few minutes anyway and go chat or watch TV.
My favoite will always be the big tough guy who wanted me to know he was in charge. When we hit the crawl space, I gave him a flashlight and cover-alls. He went in 4 feet, got real quite for a second, and then said, "I'll catch you when you're done."
Attending and attentive clients result in fewer calls after the fact.
JLMathis

JLMathis

A.D. Miller
12-04-2009, 03:12 PM
I suppose, that at the end of the day, we all have our systems that work for us individually. Most importantly, our clients can make an informed decision and have an education on what they investing in. That's what should let us sleep well at night. Those that fail their clients will answer for it, at some level, somewhere down the road. So, is it "tomahto" or "tomatoe"? :cool:

RS: Actually, it is tomato.:D

A.D. Miller
12-04-2009, 03:20 PM
First of all, I am not an inspector but a homeowner who has just completed an 1100sq ft addition single-handed including demolition and foundation work. While I didn't have any major corrections from the city inspectors, I always went round with the inspector during an inspection. The inspectors of course knew I was an 'owner-builder' and all the inspectors were more than willing to discuss any corrections with me as they arose during the inspection. I think it saved the inspector some time and also enabled me to see and understand the corrections so minimizing the possibility of corrections on corrections. I found the inspectors to be friendly, reasonable and professional. I never tried to be a know-all and was always aware that they do it for a living and not as a hobby!

NH: You were dealing with municipal inspectors. These are not real inspectors, but rather tax collectors masquerading as inspectors. And, as municipal employees (civil servants), it is their responsibility (job) to spend time with you and give you direction regarding a particular permitted project.

This thread is primarily devoted to the discussion of the pros and cons of having potential real estate purchaser clients buzz around their third-party independent inspectors like flies while the inspectors are attempting to find all of the problems that may later plague them, should they opt to purchase the house.

So then NH, your observations are significantly off point.:D

Jeffrey L. Mathis
12-04-2009, 03:49 PM
I seem to notice that Mr. Miller frequently finds it appropriate to insult people. I'm not sure I get the point. But that's his cross to bear.
Municipal inspectors are certainly not tax collectors and they perform a perfectly legitimate function. That's to protect the public. Can they be as sorry as the next human? Sure. Can they save me from killing myself? Yes they can. They're there to read and interpret one book-code. That's all.

But what's the point of Mr. Miller's invective and insult that I can read in several threads on this site? I think he may need attention.

JLMathis

Patrick McCaffery
12-07-2009, 05:15 AM
For the most part, the inspection is the only time that you get to spend with your clients. I incourage my clients to walk with me and ask any questions that they might have.
Most of my clients are first time home buyers and they appreciate the fact that you explain the function of certain items. Explaining your findings as you go along will prevent misunderstandings as to what you put in your report.
Building trust with your client goes along way to making the inspection go smoothly and will lead to more referrals.

Chuck Ryan
12-07-2009, 07:25 AM
Who are doing the inspection for? If you make the client feel apart of the process you will find most appreciate it. I encourage all my clients to participate.

A.D. Miller
12-07-2009, 07:51 AM
I'm not sure I get the point.

JLM: That goes without saying.


But that's his cross to bear.

JLM: I would appreciate your not using biblical [sic] language with my name in the same paragraph.


Municipal inspectors are certainly not tax collectors

JLM: You are mistaken.


and they perform a perfectly legitimate function.

JLM: Yes, they collect taxes.


That's to protect the public.

JLM: You are living in a dream.


I think he may need attention.

JLM: So then, are you up to the task, is the question.:D

A.D. Miller
12-07-2009, 07:57 AM
Who are doing the inspection for?


CR: The client, of course. Who sets your clients' expectations of how it should be carried out? If not you, then it will be the muddle-headed posters on the Internet, their agents, et al. You are the professional in charge at the time of the inspection. It is your responsibility to insure that you focus on inspecting and not chit-chatting. You otherwise do your client, yourself and ultimately your entire profession a grave disservice.

Ken Rowe
12-07-2009, 08:04 AM
CR: The client, of course. Who sets your clients' expectations of how it should be carried out? If not you, then it will be the muddle-headed posters on the Internet, their agents, et al. You are the professional in charge at the time of the inspection. It is your responsibility to insure that you focus on inspecting and not chit-chatting. You otherwise do your client, yourself and ultimately your entire profession a grave disservice.

I don't feel that explaining the systems, your findings and such is "chit-chatting" and is a vital part of the service the client is paying for.

A.D. Miller
12-07-2009, 08:08 AM
I don't feel that explaining the systems, your findings and such is "chit-chatting" and is a vital part of the service the client is paying for.

KR: Neither do I, as long as those explanations are left to the end of the visit and AFTER your inspection has been completed.

Neil Hunter
12-07-2009, 11:17 AM
I seem to notice that Mr. Miller frequently finds it appropriate to insult people. I'm not sure I get the point. But that's his cross to bear.
Municipal inspectors are certainly not tax collectors and they perform a perfectly legitimate function. That's to protect the public. Can they be as sorry as the next human? Sure. Can they save me from killing myself? Yes they can. They're there to read and interpret one book-code. That's all.

But what's the point of Mr. Miller's invective and insult that I can read in several threads on this site? I think he may need attention.

JLMathis

While I may have been a little off point on this thread, I agree with you. Municipal inspectors are there to make sure that permitted construction projects follow all the appropriate building codes and titles. Their primary focus is safety. Yes, there are fees for obtaining the required permits but calling the inspectors tax collectors is a bit of a stretch. As for Mr Miller's condescending remarks, I didn't join this forum to be treated in this manner but I will continue to be active and hopefully learn and contribute to this very interesting forum.

A.D. Miller
12-07-2009, 03:22 PM
While I may have been a little off point on this thread, I agree with you. Municipal inspectors are there to make sure that permitted construction projects follow all the appropriate building codes and titles. Their primary focus is safety. Yes, there are fees for obtaining the required permits but calling the inspectors tax collectors is a bit of a stretch. As for Mr Miller's condescending remarks, I didn't join this forum to be treated in this manner but I will continue to be active and hopefully learn and contribute to this very interesting forum.

NH: Obviously we are not working from the same pools of experience.:D

Neil Hunter
12-07-2009, 06:08 PM
NH: Obviously we are not working from the same pools of experience.:D

Putting a smiley face at the end of your comment does not change the fact that you are clearly being very arrogant, condescending and unpleasant. I guess we don't have a moderator for this forum to remove this kind of offensiveness.

Rick Hurst
12-07-2009, 06:39 PM
Had a client show up today and want to follow me around. The thing was that she brought along her newborn baby with her.

When she rolled the stroller in the front door, I greeted her and looked down to see the ugliest baby in the world. I just stood there looking at this kid and trying to think of a compliment but was having a hard time so I just blurted out "What a beautiful stroller!"

I'm sure she hears that line quite often.

rick

Ted Menelly
12-07-2009, 06:43 PM
Putting a smiley face at the end of your comment does not change the fact that you are clearly being very arrogant, condescending and unpleasant. I guess we don't have a moderator for this forum to remove this kind of offensiveness.


Neil

Moderators are not needed. More regulation is not needed. Why is it that everyone feels that there needs to be someone to protect everyone against everything.

For those that deal with folks face to face everyday and have to deal with OCD, manic depresoes, crazy, control freaks, whacked hormone levels, way to much energy, not enough energy ... personalities why is it that you (no one in particular) have such a difficult time dealing with minor personality differences on an inspector forum.

There is nothing wrong with Mr Miller. I love (PEOPLE THAT ARE) annoying and insulating to other folks. They are the easiest to deal with. Especially when it is just done to keep things from being boring.

Don't be so serious. Talk with Mr Miller. He is actually a pretty nice pain in the ass. Pretty intelligent, well read and very knowledgeable about a vast amount of subject material.

Monitor, schmonitor. Smile. Life is to short. Brian has better things to do than spank someone.

The red highlight is for those who don't understand

Ted Menelly
12-07-2009, 06:46 PM
Had a client show up today and want to follow me around. The thing was that she brought along her newborn baby with her.

When she rolled the stroller in the front door, I greeted her and looked down to see the ugliest baby in the world. I just stood there looking at this kid and trying to think of a compliment but was having a hard time so I just blurted out "What a beautiful stroller!"

I'm sure she hears that line quite often.

rick

That was Billies cousin Rick. I am sure he is pointing her to the forum right now :p

Rick Cantrell
12-07-2009, 06:49 PM
Ted
I wanted to say something, but did not know how to put it into words, you did a good job.

Rick H
Stop it. I laughed so hard, I thought I was going to have a heart attact.

Bruce Breedlove
12-07-2009, 06:58 PM
. . . I love annoying and insulating folks. . . .

Do you mean that you like folks that are annoying and insulting or that you like to annoy and insult folks?

Rick Cantrell
12-07-2009, 07:05 PM
Rick H

How do you ever expect to have your own HGTV show if you don't learn how to schmooze just a little. :)

Ted Menelly
12-07-2009, 07:19 PM
Do you mean that you like folks that are annoying and insulting or that you like to annoy and insult folks?


I guess that depends on the situation and the mood.

Today a stop sign was down and I started to cross the intersection. The man to my right came out and literally stopped right in front of me (intentionally) with me slamming on the brakes. Then the older man (I am old enough) sits there with his wife just staring at me. And staring. And staring. He then points to the corners with the stop signs. Then sits there and holds his hands up shaking his head with his wife next to him shaking her head. I still tried to be nice, instead of getting out and dragging him out the window at this point, Put my hands up, saying oops with lip reading and then motioned for the guy to move along and get on with life. He still sat there and shook his head with his wife shaking her head.

Sorry. That did it. I mashed the brakes on and hit the gas smoking the rear tires of my brandy new truck staring him in the face shaking my head and it seriously looked like the guy was about to have a heart attack. He hit the gas and almost drove into traffic crossing the intersection. He hits the breaks and the guy he almost runs into (which like an idiot also stopped dead in front of him) holding his arms up and shaking his head. I busted out in laughter and slowly drove off.

That was annoying. A man that had a death wish stopping dead in front of me. Seeing the sign down. Made it his job to point the down sign out to me and then had the audacity to scold me by him and his wife shaking there heads with their hands up. And then almost the same thing happens to him with someone scolding him.

Now .... The only reason I told you that tale was to explain to you things in life that really annoy me. Someone that believes it was their God given duty to scold me thru closed glass windows shaking their heads when he could plainly see it was not the fault of me and then continued to sit there with total disbelief on their faces holding their hands up and shaking their heads at me. That is the kind of bull I cannot put up with.

Little comments from Aaron or you or anyone else ........................ ........................ Seriously... I don't get it. Whats the big deal.

Nick Ostrowski
12-07-2009, 07:36 PM
I love annoying and insulating folks.

So Ted, if I follow you correctly, you enjoy getting under other peoples' skin and them covering them with fiberglass batts??

;)

A.D. Miller
12-08-2009, 03:57 AM
Putting a smiley face at the end of your comment does not change the fact that you are clearly being very arrogant, condescending and unpleasant. I guess we don't have a moderator for this forum to remove this kind of offensiveness.

NH: Poor baby, must've led a sheltered life. Many PC folks, once confronted by a man who speaks his mind, fall back into the offended position. If it's comfortable, remain there.:D :D :D :D :D

Ted Menelly
12-08-2009, 08:40 AM
Do you mean that you like folks that are annoying and insulting or that you like to annoy and insult folks?

Yes, I like people that are annoying and insulting. They leave themselves wide open for banter and cannot get their back up if you do the same to them. All guards are down and you wind up being able to have a real conversation with them as you don't have to watch every word. It actually becomes more a relaxing and refreshing conversation. To try to talk to folks with their head up their buts and words have to be chosen so carefully so as not to insult sucks.

Patrick McCaffery
12-08-2009, 02:49 PM
NH: Obviously we are not working from the same pools of experience.:D
I am a New York State Licensed Home Inspector and a New York State Certified Code Enforcement Official. Both are doing Safety Inspections, both have a lot of responsibility. Both are working from very similar pools of experience. Neil you asked a very important question, please continue to post dispite the insults that you may receive on this site.

A.D. Miller
12-08-2009, 03:00 PM
I am a New York State Licensed Home Inspector and a New York State Certified Code Enforcement Official. Both are doing Safety Inspections, both have a lot of responsibility. Both are working from very similar pools of experience. Neil you asked a very important question, please continue to post dispite the insults that you may receive on this site.

PM: No insults intended. Anyone who is insulted by the unvarnished truth has some other problem they need to deal with; such as waking up to reality.

I also have sufficient credentials and experience in both arenas and know the landscape well enough to understand that the "safety" story is a gloss-over, tap-dance, whatever.

If you are an inspector working for a municipality you understand the politics involved and you know - you may not admit - but you KNOW that you are a glorified tax collector. You are bought and paid for by the developers and builders in your area.:eek:

Ted Menelly
12-08-2009, 03:44 PM
PM: No insults intended. Anyone who is insulted by the unvarnished truth has some other problem they need to deal with; such as waking up to reality.

I also have sufficient credentials and experience in both arenas and know the landscape well enough to understand that the "safety" story is a gloss-over, tap-dance, whatever.

If you are an inspector working for a municipality you understand the politics involved and you know - you may not admit - but you KNOW that you are a glorified tax collector. You are bought and paid for by the developers and builders in your area.:eek:

Has anyone ever called you a real sweet heart.

I am not talking about someone getting sweet on you either :confused: :)

Neil Hunter
12-08-2009, 04:56 PM
I am a New York State Licensed Home Inspector and a New York State Certified Code Enforcement Official. Both are doing Safety Inspections, both have a lot of responsibility. Both are working from very similar pools of experience. Neil you asked a very important question, please continue to post dispite the insults that you may receive on this site.

Patrick,
Thank you for that. Now that you have brought some clarity I WILL continue to post. As far as Mr Miller's juvenile insults are concerned I will ignore them from now on and concentrate on what this forum is supposed to be about.

Neil Hunter
12-08-2009, 05:10 PM
NH: Poor baby, must've led a sheltered life. Many PC folks, once confronted by a man who speaks his mind, fall back into the offended position. If it's comfortable, remain there.:D :D :D :D :D

You know nothing about me - your juvenile posts now make me laugh!

brian schmitt
12-08-2009, 05:34 PM
You know nothing about me - your juvenile posts now make me laugh!
nh,
welcome and continue to participate. i see you were greeted at the door by ad the nuetered and toothless pit bull. he'll sniff you and mount you but he's harmless:D

Neil Hunter
12-08-2009, 05:38 PM
nh,
welcome and continue to participate. i see you were greeted at the door by ad the nuetered and toothless pit bull. he'll sniff you and mount you but he's harmless:D

Thanks for the welcome. I own two dogs so are quite familiar with the species

Jerry Peck
12-08-2009, 07:55 PM
NH: You were dealing with municipal inspectors. These are not real inspectors, but rather tax collectors masquerading as inspectors.

Gosh, I bet the contractors where I am doing AHJ inspections and plan review would have another take on that. :D

As far as collecting tax money goes ... we collect far less than the private inspectors (i.e., home inspectors) do, and we spend more time there overall for that lesser amount of money. :p

Of course, as a home inspector and construction consultant, there is more liability and no enforcement power, only 'the power of suggestion' is available to us.

A.D. Miller
12-09-2009, 04:30 AM
nh,
welcome and continue to participate. i see you were greeted at the door by ad the nuetered and toothless pit bull. he'll sniff you and mount you but he's harmless:D

BS: Yes, way out there in far West Texas, it is safe for you to say such things.;)

A.D. Miller
12-09-2009, 04:34 AM
Gosh, I bet the contractors where I am doing AHJ inspections and plan review would have another take on that. :D

As far as collecting tax money goes ... we collect far less than the private inspectors (i.e., home inspectors) do, and we spend more time there overall for that lesser amount of money. :p

Of course, as a home inspector and construction consultant, there is more liability and no enforcement power, only 'the power of suggestion' is available to us.

JP: Please, let's not compare apples and oranges, shall we? You have been around long enough to know what municipal inspection departments are like. I have spoken with people in about 20 other countries who report that the situation is the same everywhere. Why should we pretend otherwise?:)

A.D. Miller
12-27-2009, 12:03 PM
I rest my case:

Stanford study: Media multitaskers pay mental price (http://news.stanford.edu/news/2009/august24/multitask-research-study-082409.html)

Damon McCarty
12-28-2009, 12:51 AM
I would think coughing, sneezing and/or passing gas would get and also may keep them away. :eek:

Michael Thomas
06-10-2010, 05:10 AM
Yet another potential problem:

CT man survives days stuck in furnace | wtnh.com Connecticut (http://www.wtnh.com/dpp/news/ct-man-survives-days-stuck-in-furnace)