Mike Schulz
05-22-2009, 02:30 PM
The Economy is so Bad THAT...... :eek:
- CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
- Jewish women are marrying for love.
- Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying their taxes.
- HotWheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
- Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizer and Citigroup.
- McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer
- Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names
- A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico
- The most highly-paid job is now jury duty
- Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting
- People in Africa are donating money to Americans
- Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "Finish your plate, do you know how many kids are starving in the US ?"
- Motel Six won't leave the light on
- The Mafia is laying off judges
And finally...
- Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Great...the guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear. :(
- CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
- Jewish women are marrying for love.
- Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying their taxes.
- HotWheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
- Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizer and Citigroup.
- McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer
- Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names
- A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico
- The most highly-paid job is now jury duty
- Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting
- People in Africa are donating money to Americans
- Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "Finish your plate, do you know how many kids are starving in the US ?"
- Motel Six won't leave the light on
- The Mafia is laying off judges
And finally...
- Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Great...the guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear. :(