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Scott Murdock
07-13-2009, 06:19 PM
Anyone willing to share a good home inspector catch phrase that they have heard or thought up. The one I've been thinking about is
"Home Inspection, because surprises are for birthdays"

Ron Bibler
07-13-2009, 08:25 PM
You did not find it because you did not look:eek:

Best

Ron

Jim Luttrall
07-13-2009, 08:54 PM
Most of the good ones are taken.
I tried for over a month to find a company name that was not in use.
Everything I came up with on my own popped up (some repeatedly) when doing a search.

mathew stouffer
07-13-2009, 10:02 PM
Inspections done right.

Rick Hurst
07-13-2009, 10:59 PM
How about, "I inspect every home as if I was putting my Mother in it."

I say that quite often.

rick

Richard Moore
07-14-2009, 12:50 AM
"Nothing personal, but I look better than you!"

A.D. Miller
07-14-2009, 04:49 AM
Anyone willing to share a good home inspector catch phrase that they have heard or thought up. The one I've been thinking about is
"Home Inspection, because surprises are for birthdays"

SM:

Do not hire a hack to inspect
Your Palm Desert shack
Give Murdock a call
He catches it all:D

Raymond Wand
07-14-2009, 05:07 AM
We inspect homely houses too!

Scott Murdock
07-14-2009, 05:33 AM
Most of the good ones are taken.
I tried for over a month to find a company name that was not in use.
Everything I came up with on my own popped up (some repeatedly) when doing a search.
I did the same and in the end used my name in my business title. Some of these are pretty good, thanks for the input.:)

Jerry Peck
07-14-2009, 07:33 AM
Mine used to be:

I am Your Best Friend, their Realtors worst nightmare.

:D

Yep, that alone got me some calls - the clients I wanted. :cool:

Billy Stephens
07-14-2009, 09:03 AM
Home Inspections, Everybody Else is Just Looking.
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Wayne Carlisle
07-14-2009, 09:17 AM
I'm cheaper because the AHJ's have already caught all the violations!





Okay boys................let me have it!!:D

Jeff Euriech
07-14-2009, 09:31 AM
"Your Home, Your Family, Your Trust"

"Mom and Dad would be proud you called us."

"Your Mom would love to have us over for dinner."

"Winning Over Homeowners One Inspection [or Property] at a Time"

"Your Confidence is our Top Priority"

"Making Promises We Can Keep"

Your home's foundation begins with Trust

Quality inspection, successful negotiation

xx home inspection -
Rose are Red
Violets are blue
Bad wiring will kill
faulty plumbing will too..

Jerry Peck
07-14-2009, 11:47 AM
"Mom and Dad would be proud you called us."

"Inspecting as though My Mom was buying the house."

"Inspecting as though My Sister was buying the house."

Tug on those heart strings.

:D

Raymond Wand
07-14-2009, 12:04 PM
Homey Home Inspections
"Yo..., you want - I should inspect your house?"

Rick Hurst
07-14-2009, 01:21 PM
Killing the Dream of Home Ownership, One Inspection at a Time.:D

Jerry Peck
07-14-2009, 03:03 PM
And the winner is ... :D
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Killing the Dream of Home Ownership, One Inspection at a Time.:D

or

"No sir, Officer, I did not kill it, it was dead when I arrived." :D

Jerry McCarthy
07-14-2009, 03:37 PM
The Realtor's inspector, see all - say nothing ! :p

Billy Stephens
07-14-2009, 05:33 PM
And the winner is ... :D
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or

"No sir, Officer, I did not kill it, it was dead when I arrived." :D
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No Crime to Investigate Here.
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It Committed Suicide. ;)
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Joe Laurieri
07-14-2009, 06:53 PM
Providing Professional Home Inspections to Every Client Every Time.

At least that's mine.....................

Do not pass Go do not collect $200...........lol

mathew stouffer
07-14-2009, 08:31 PM
How about so and so home inspections, because sh%t happens.

MaMa Mount
07-14-2009, 08:48 PM
Here is one that no one has probably ever heard of or used.
BUY WITH PEACE OF MIND

Jerry McCarthy
07-15-2009, 01:06 PM
Sell and go into the government’s witness protection program.