Cockroaches on the menu

[Ron Bibler]

OK Just got a call form a local restaurant. They are looking for local business to advertise on there menu.

Now remember I own a pest control company.

So I ask the girl. Can we have a photo with this ad on your menu.

Yes sir she says...

Very good I say I would like my ad to be like this.


I would like a photo of a Cockroach then
(EXCELLENCE EXTERMINATING) then
If you have Cockroaches in your food call Excellence we can kill them for you:D

She is then very quite on the phone for a few.

I don't think we can have your ad on our dinner menu Sir...:eek:

Sorry...

Best

Ron

[Darin Redding]

Sounds like marketing genius...:)

[James Foy]

Thanks. Best laugh I've had all morning.

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