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Matt Fellman
06-14-2007, 11:17 PM
Every once in awhile you get a funny picture going through a house.... this was priceless.

A paper sack next to a furnace vent pipe.... bad idea, right? Look what's inside....

John Arnold
06-15-2007, 04:46 AM
Unbelievable. You can't make this stuff up.

Nick Ostrowski
06-15-2007, 05:00 AM
This is one of my favorites.

Thom Walker
06-15-2007, 05:28 AM
For any of you following the "Infant killed" thread, these are some of those "terrible accidents" waiting to happen.

Somebody posted one of my favorites on here a while back, but I couldn't find it. Someone had installed the shower's light switch inside the shower.

Nick Ostrowski
06-15-2007, 07:25 AM
Thom, then you should come visit John Arnold and me in the Philadelphia area. Some of the houses we look at will keep you in stitches all day

Eric Barker
06-15-2007, 10:37 AM
These cans stored on wall oven that was recessed into closet.

Rick Hurst
06-15-2007, 03:37 PM
The peanut butter repair I took a couple years ago.

The other two are some I had to save that others posted.

Jim Robinson
06-15-2007, 04:05 PM
Rick, you may be from Texas, but you're sure not a cowboy. Cows or bulls (steers) can have horns. Now, a steer definitely cannot have utters, that is a fact. Some breeds no longer have horns at all anymore, because of the breeding.

I grew up in PA, but spent many an afternoon making steers out of young bulls (and destroying their stud farm dreams at the same time). I also spent some time cutting horns off of cows, which was not a pretty picture at all. Lots of blood in that scenario.

Rick Hurst
06-15-2007, 05:11 PM
Jim,

When was the last time you seen a full grown dairy cow with horns?

Never for me.

By the way, I never claimed to be a cowboy but I did once ride a bull the full 8 seconds at a Junior rodeo in Mesquite when I was 14. Did it on a dare.

Won myself a belt buckle the size of a wheel cover. ;)

Thom Walker
06-15-2007, 06:05 PM
Thom, then you should come visit John Arnold and me in the Philadelphia area. Some of the houses we look at will keep you in stitches all day

One of my girls lives there. Her husband is a Haverford cop and she manages a Rite Aid. I'll have to ask her who did her inspection.

JB Thompson
06-15-2007, 06:08 PM
The peanut butter repair I took a couple years ago.

The other two are some I had to save that others posted.

I was "fixin" to say that van, wood-burning, non-forced air heater was redneck to the hilt and that you would never EVER see anything like that around here (in Texas). Then I saw where the post was from.....uh....Texas.

Well you wouldn't see that in my county. uh...actually...you probably would...

Never mind. I've gotta go stoke the Dodge.:D

Thom Walker
06-15-2007, 06:11 PM
Did you write up the van for not having proper return?

Jim Luttrall
06-15-2007, 06:12 PM
Utters? Otters? or Udders?

Jim Robinson
06-17-2007, 09:55 AM
We didn't raise dairy cows, only beef. Chickens were our main income. Dairy never seemed like much fun to me. I'm not an early morning person.

Richard Rushing
06-17-2007, 01:00 PM
Did you write up the van for not having proper return?


That van has proper return...

All ya gotta do is open the flue and coal door-- or just roll-down the damn wind-er.:D

RR

BARRY ADAIR
06-17-2007, 05:47 PM
I think this was from one of those "left coast" guys

let's see how much CO we can take and after we inhale some let's install at least $20.00 worth of terry cloth insulation on our interior closet WH pipes

The Arkansas chicken farm attic insulation is priceless

Rick Hurst
06-17-2007, 07:21 PM
Barry,

I think we need to team up. We're inspecting the same houses right in behind one another.

Look familiar? Were you on Glenbrook Dr. with that shot of the water heater.

I was for sure my client went through buying that home. Guess she changed her mind.

Frank Bombardiere
06-18-2007, 01:37 PM
I guess these folks were ready for the Mediflight copter.

Joe Nernberg
06-19-2007, 08:43 AM
There's no building code for STUPID.

Rick Hurst
06-19-2007, 08:57 AM
Here's a condensing unit I saw yesterday.

It's water cooled also. ;)

There was misters installed on the PVC.

Jim Luttrall
06-19-2007, 09:32 AM
Rick,
Years ago there were some factory units that used the same principle.

Although, your picture shows a unit headed for an early grave due to corrosion, the principle of evaporative cooling is valid.
I have on a few "do or die" occasions kept commercial refrigeration going during hot weather when waiting for replacement parts.

Bruce Breedlove
06-19-2007, 09:47 AM
Jim,

When was the last time you seen a full grown dairy cow with horns?

Never for me.



You need to get out more, Rick. Cows have horns unless they are de-horned. I grew up on a dairy. We de-horned our heifers (young females) at a young age but I do remember a few cows that somehow kept their horns.

Jerry McCarthy
06-19-2007, 04:54 PM
Slim's stall shower

Jerry Peck
06-19-2007, 04:57 PM
And ... (drum roll) ...

Just how small is it?

See that *wash cloth* hanging on the door handle. :D

Jerry McCarthy
06-19-2007, 04:58 PM
Always thought this was priceless. :p :D :rolleyes:
"A Realtor's Open House Preview Photo."

Rick Hurst
06-19-2007, 05:02 PM
Jerry P.

Not much room for wood in that shower is there?

John Arnold
06-19-2007, 05:08 PM
Rick - Either I'm too dumb to appreciate your cryptic comment, or you're not looking out the window.

Bruce Breedlove
06-19-2007, 07:03 PM
Looks like the dogs found room for wood.

Rick Hurst
06-19-2007, 07:14 PM
And its not even noon.

Must be early risers. ;)

Bruce Breedlove
06-19-2007, 11:36 PM
Here are a couple of classic images of cows with horns.

Rick Hurst
06-20-2007, 06:05 AM
Dairy Farming Today - Home (http://www.dairyfarmingtoday.org/DairyFarmingToday/Home/)

Rick Hurst
06-20-2007, 06:13 AM
Something is missing from all these cows. What could it be?

Erby Crofutt
06-20-2007, 07:00 PM
Great, a pissing, I mean picture, match over cow horns!

Though some of the pictures are kinda entertaining!

Rick Hurst
06-20-2007, 08:04 PM
I saw this sign on the back of a plumbing truck.

Wonder how many beers had knocked down when they came up with the logo.

Who passed the fish, and who would want to eat it now?

Bruce Breedlove
06-20-2007, 09:02 PM
Is that toilet catch & release?

Richard Rushing
06-20-2007, 10:05 PM
From the looks of the picture... the ole boy got quite 'excited' about the catch.
:rolleyes:

RR

Chuck Lambert
06-21-2007, 08:21 AM
Economical flat screen TV

Jerry McCarthy
06-21-2007, 09:26 AM
A few more!

Rick Hurst
06-21-2007, 02:16 PM
And some more

Matt Fellman
07-06-2007, 12:26 PM
Like somebody said... you couldn't make stuff like this up.

Rick Hurst
07-06-2007, 03:08 PM
Chris Farley has been reincarated as a little girl.

Robert Schenck
07-07-2007, 10:35 PM
Some of you have probably already seen these, but these are pics retouched (Photo Shop) by myself. Their all previously submitted pics by other HI's on here. :D

BARRY ADAIR
07-08-2007, 01:43 PM
No delivery today outside big box

Woman HazMat data onsite during a divorce foreclosure

Parental training guide in parents bathroom

Richard Rushing
07-08-2007, 04:15 PM
I ain't no expurt on dental-floss britches... but, I know this aint right::D

RR

Matt Fellman
08-20-2007, 10:15 PM
I was just cleaning up my computer and ran across this gem.... I find one of the 'perks' of this job is an endless supply of comic material.

Jerry McCarthy
08-21-2007, 08:56 AM
3 more worth a chuckle

Louie Hoehn
08-23-2007, 06:15 PM
I think this says it all

Bruce Breedlove
08-24-2007, 12:31 AM
I ran across this the other day. I couldn't resist. I had to take a pic.

BARRY ADAIR
08-24-2007, 12:56 AM
This is only funny due to the facts

Agents glossy glorified multi page listing brochure and previous in$pection report$ said this is imported slate.
I guess noone ever broke out the ladder.

I guess when the markets get soft *resort to boldface lying* oh that's right any market will do

Even this Majestic Slate by EcoStar Carlisle was not enough to impress the buyer. I had 21 photos and 2 pages of the poor shingle install alone.

Rick Hurst
08-24-2007, 06:46 AM
Check this letter out.

Larry Clark
08-24-2007, 01:28 PM
Here is the guys wife Rick.

BARRY ADAIR
08-25-2007, 11:45 AM
Check this letter out.

Rick,

After I stopped gasping for air from laughing so hard I realized this was some pretty sound advice, considering the circumstances. ;)

Joe Griffin
08-26-2007, 04:26 PM
I took these the other day. The seller was quick to point out that he had installed new gutters on the addition/barn. Maybe he thought I wouldn't see the gaping holes in the roof? On a lighter note, the gutters were in great shape! It was almost as if water had never made it to the gutter.

Dom D'Agostino
08-26-2007, 04:38 PM
Joe, clearly those shingles have at least 5 years of life left, can't you see that? :eek:

Rick Hurst
08-26-2007, 05:01 PM
How about a big gorilla painted on your garage door.

For the Dallas boys, I saw this over in the Grove, need I say more.

Rick

BARRY ADAIR
08-26-2007, 05:26 PM
How about a big gorilla painted on your garage door.

For the Dallas boys, I saw this over in the Grove, need I say more.

Rick

Rick,

Proof of Evolution!

Not a pic but this is funny
YouTube - Beware of Thermal Imaging Cameras at airports (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58jOUWBjMkM)

JB Thompson
08-26-2007, 08:55 PM
OK, I've got to tell you my Grove story. Actually I've got 2.

1. sunday school party in Tyler: people are talking about grapplin (catfishing barehanded), a video is shown about it, we all laugh, I make some comment about grovites .... One of the visitors is from the Grove. She doesn't laugh. My wife kicks me.

2. I'm a fireman in Dallas. I work near the high five. We have a fire in a one-story 1600sf older home. As I run into the kitchen where the fire is, I see above the bookshelves two framed pictures (both equal in size and mounted equally in height).

One is of Jesus. The other is of Dale Earnhardt.

The Grove is everywhere. :eek:

BARRY ADAIR
08-27-2007, 03:53 PM
JB,
I think you're right
From a buddy in 'Bama
Here's what a "wanna-be" rides

Richard Rushing
08-27-2007, 07:57 PM
BAdAir... you're kidding, right?

That can't be real:confused:

Those streets in the grove would make the wood split!!