Poor Staircase Design

[Nick Ostrowski]

I'm not sure which is worse; the garish carpet or the staircase design.

[John Arnold]

Shagadelic, baby!

[Bruce Breedlove]

1970s Brady Bunch influence.

[Michael Thomas]

Here's some useful technical information you can reference in these situations:

http://paragoninspects.com/images/interiorexterior/stairs/stairway_to_death.jpg

[John Arnold]

Nice. Notice the seam at the back of her nylons. You young fellas wouldn't know anything about that.

[Michael Thomas]

Yeah, I likeed that enough so it I just ran it through Photoshop to erase the wear marks and while I was cleaning it up I was thinking "Boy, you can just hear the art director":

"Show her at the top of the stairs, with the reader looking down between her legs at guy in a trenchcoat. with a brim of his hat shading his eyes and standing in a pool of fetid yellow light.. oh, and put her in lipstick red heels...."

[Bruce Breedlove]

'Stairway to Death'

"Complete and unabridged"

As opposed to the Reader's Digest version.

[Nick Ostrowski]

All that for only 25 cents. Who says you can't get a bargain these days?