a tad cramped

[John Arnold]

see the kitchen in Built In Appliances under title "can't stand the heat" and you'll recognize this work.

[Mike Huppi]

No thats to sh** shower and shave

[Bruce Breedlove]

In Realtor parlance that bathroom is "cozy".

[Bob Harper]

Let me guess John: you went down to Penn's Landing and inspected a sailing yatcht?