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Rick Cantrell
07-08-2010, 09:42 AM
Last night, the wife ask me what I wanted to eat. Being in pain that I was, I wanted something soft that I did not need to chew. I told her Chichen and dumplins. I told her we needed Half and Half from the store.
When she came back she had FAT FREE Half and Half. Yeah, I know, how can Half and Half be fat free. But thats what it was.
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BTW Sitting in my office with the lights out, and an ice pack on my jaw.

Rick Hurst
07-08-2010, 12:25 PM
I see the Glen Livet is working.:D

Rick Cantrell
07-08-2010, 12:34 PM
I see the Glen Livet is working

Your close, Hydr... Hydroco,,,,, Vicadan

But not good enough
Tonight it's soup
Nothing at all to chew.

Kary Krismer
07-08-2010, 12:36 PM
Read the ingredients and find out. I use the fat free half and half for Fettuccine, so that it's only 80% deadly.

Rick Hurst
07-08-2010, 12:41 PM
You talk about fat like its a bad thing.:D

Scott Patterson
07-08-2010, 04:22 PM
Fat Free? That's why I like a good Gin & Tonic! All natural and fat free!

When Olestra first came out several years back one of their warnings was "anal leakage", I think they replaced that with diarrhea. Sure does sound better that "Anal leakage"!