Here is your sign Lady!

[Jack Feldmann]

Got a classic call today.

Q - How much do you charge?
A - How large, old etc? The price is $$$. Who referred you to us?
Q - I'm just calling for the cheapest price
A - Well, we are not the cheapest, but you really should be concerned about............
Q - Well, I'm buying it VA, and I KNOW the VA inspector will go over it real good. I'm only looking for the cheapest
A - It's not us (here is the dial tone.........)

[Jerry McCarthy]

Jack
Today was your lucky day.

[Bruce Breedlove]

In Jerry's pic I can hear the VA inspector now: "We will approve your loan only after you scrape the peeling paint and repaint."