A Turkey in every pot.

[Steven Turetsky]

I found this on FACEBOOK. Better than tape measurers.

Free Thanksgiving Turkey from XXXXX Home Inspection Services, LLC - REALTORS, refer 2 clients that hire us between Oct 8th and Nov 25th and receive a whole smoked turkey from Ed Hipp's Beef & Turkey Products. Give us 5% of your confidence and we'll earn the other 95%

[Raymond Wand]

A referral fee to a realtor in the form a turkey - nice.

[Garry Blankenship]

I think I like the 5% ~ 95% spiel. It is paying someone at the same time to believe it that seems counter productive.

[H.G. Watson, Sr.]

And still wrong.