Elephant Inspection

[John Kogel]

The remark about inspecting an elephant with a borescope reminds me of a joke.

Three blind home inspectors inspecting an elephant.
#1 - "An elephant is long and flexible". #2 - "An elephant is round and thick, like a tree trunk".
#3 -(On his knees) "An elephant is soft and warm and smells like schit." :D

[Billy Stephens]

The remark about inspecting an elephant with a borescope reminds me of a joke.

Three blind home inspectors inspecting an elephant.
#1 - "An elephant is long and flexible". #2 - "An elephant is round and thick, like a tree trunk".
#3 -(On his knees) "An elephant is soft and warm and smells like schit." :D
Cabin Fever Before Thanksgiving ? :eek:

[Ted Menelly]

Cabin Fever Before Thanksgiving ? :eek:
You sure do know how to find them.

[Billy Stephens]

You sure do know how to find them.
That's just Curly, Larry and Whoa ! :D

[Ted Menelly]

That's just Curly, Larry and Whoa ! :D

Nothing like diving into your work

[Lon Henderson]

I have been up to my shoulder in a cow, turning a calf around (only once), but I never needed a dive mask and snorkel.............

[Steven Turetsky]

Cabin Fever Before Thanksgiving ? :eek:

I would imagine if the elephant coughed this guy would get shot out like a bullet. But what would happen if the elephant hiccuped?

[Rick Cantrell]

I would imagine if the elephant coughed this guy would get shot out like a bullet. But what would happen if the elephant hiccuped?

Now that is funny