View Full Version : Heres your sign

Richard Stanley
10-10-2007, 06:30 AM
> Thought you might enjoy this.
> I have 2 dogs and was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in
> line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I
> told her no and that I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I
> probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but
> that
> I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes
> coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
> I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
> it
> works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat
> one
> or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally
> complete so I was going to try it again.
> I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
> enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
> Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
> because I had
> been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the
> street licking my balls and a car hit me.

Rick Cantrell
10-10-2007, 11:19 AM
I Laughed for 5 minutes after reading that.