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Rick Hurst
10-19-2007, 04:19 PM
Should I call it out or not?

Carpenter ants seems so trivial now.

Billy Stephens
10-19-2007, 04:25 PM
WDO! WDO! WDO!

John Arnold
10-19-2007, 04:26 PM
Apparent Norwegian roof beaver (NRB) noted in close proximity to subject property. Contact a fully licensed large pest contractor, as evaluation of the NRB is way beyond the scope of this home inspector. Good luck!

Jerry Peck
10-19-2007, 04:33 PM
large pest contractor

I thought we had some self-described "large pest contractor"s here? :)

Rick Hurst
10-19-2007, 04:46 PM
Jerry,

I like the term "well rounded". :D

rick

Kevin Barre
10-19-2007, 07:27 PM
I've heard that everything is bigger in Texas, but....I didn't really believe it. Until now. Strap on a .45 before you enter any crawlspaces!

I'd hate to see your roaches. Or are they called palmetto bugs as they do in Florida's polite society?

Tim Moreira
10-19-2007, 11:20 PM
Is that the one from Caddy Shack??? ;)

David Banks
10-20-2007, 04:01 AM
Is that the one from Caddy Shack??? ;)

Freeze Gofer!

Nolan Kienitz
10-20-2007, 09:00 AM
I'm getting my boots out.

This is getting full of stuffin's .... :D

Bruce Breedlove
10-20-2007, 11:33 AM
From "Naked Gun"

Pricilla Presley is climbing a ladder in a short dress. Leslie Nielsen is standing below looking up.

"Nice beaver."

"Thank you. I just had it stuffed." (bringing down a stuffed beaver)