Double draft hood

[Dennis R]

Me: I think this flue pipe installation was not done by a professional.

Agent: What makes you say that?

Agent: Who would install a flue pipe like this?

Me: Oh I don't know, but I think the tenants I saw in the front yard may have had a part in it.


(Oh yeah it was leaking CO)

[John Arnold]

Looks like the Tin Man from the Wizard of Oz.
The water heater, I mean.

[Bruce Breedlove]

If I only had a brain.

[John Arnold]

I find myself whistling If I Only Had a Brain during inspections. Probably doesn't inspire a lot of confidence.