Bruce Breedlove
12-01-2007, 03:03 PM
May West never had it so good. Lost Weekend: Bikini Lifejacket Offers Ability to Breathe and Bigger Breasts (http://www.lostweekend.tv/2007/11/bikini_lifejacket_offers_abili.html)
Bikini Lifejacket Offers Ability to Breathe and Bigger Breasts
There is often a fineline between uselessness and genius, and at first glance it may not seem that the ‘Baywatch’ lifejacket deserves inclusion into the latter.
However, any invention which can make women’s breasts bigger and save lives surely deserves a hearty round of applause – twice.
The inflatable Jenna Jameson sized boobs offer the perfect flotation device for those in distress in the water, while as an added bonus they can inflate a women’s bust size by a few letters.
Still in the conception stage, avid sailors, and kayackers will be in their element, well, the male ones at least.
[Car manufacturers should look into coordinating this technology with their air bag systems. It could save thousands of lives a year. And look nice at the same time. :)]
Bikini Lifejacket Offers Ability to Breathe and Bigger Breasts
There is often a fineline between uselessness and genius, and at first glance it may not seem that the ‘Baywatch’ lifejacket deserves inclusion into the latter.
However, any invention which can make women’s breasts bigger and save lives surely deserves a hearty round of applause – twice.
The inflatable Jenna Jameson sized boobs offer the perfect flotation device for those in distress in the water, while as an added bonus they can inflate a women’s bust size by a few letters.
Still in the conception stage, avid sailors, and kayackers will be in their element, well, the male ones at least.
[Car manufacturers should look into coordinating this technology with their air bag systems. It could save thousands of lives a year. And look nice at the same time. :)]