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Old 08-22-2009, 07:15 AM
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Phone in dinner
seeing a video of the phone lighting the stove

We might need to brush up on our phone skills.
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Re: Phone in dinner
Husband calls wife on way home from work using his cell phone: "Honey, what are we having for dinner tonight?"

Wife: "Dear, would you go into the kitchen and stand near the stove?"

Husband: "Why ... ?"

Wife: "Just do it please."

Husband: "Okay, I'm in the kitchen, now what?"

Wife: "Hang up the phone and I'll call you right back."

Husband: "Okay" (hangs up his cell phone)

Wife: (call Husband back) "Dear, would you check to see if the oven is on?"

Husband: "Sure ... (checks oven, yep, it is on) ... yes, the oven is on, why?"

Wife: "We are having lasagna for dinner, it should be ready when I get home."

Husband: "How did you do that?"

Wife: "Never mind dear, sometimes women can just do things, see you in about 30 minutes. Bye"

Husband: (stands there scratching his head trying to figure out how his wife did that)
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