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    Default Re: Phone in dinner

    Husband calls wife on way home from work using his cell phone: "Honey, what are we having for dinner tonight?"

    Wife: "Dear, would you go into the kitchen and stand near the stove?"

    Husband: "Why ... ?"

    Wife: "Just do it please."

    Husband: "Okay, I'm in the kitchen, now what?"

    Wife: "Hang up the phone and I'll call you right back."

    Husband: "Okay" (hangs up his cell phone)

    Wife: (call Husband back) "Dear, would you check to see if the oven is on?"

    Husband: "Sure ... (checks oven, yep, it is on) ... yes, the oven is on, why?"

    Wife: "We are having lasagna for dinner, it should be ready when I get home."

    Husband: "How did you do that?"

    Wife: "Never mind dear, sometimes women can just do things, see you in about 30 minutes. Bye"

    Husband: (stands there scratching his head trying to figure out how his wife did that)

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    Default Re: Phone in dinner

    Wonderful!

    Quote Originally Posted by Jerry Peck View Post
    Husband calls wife on way home from work using his cell phone: "Honey, what are we having for dinner tonight?"

    Wife: "Dear, would you go into the kitchen and stand near the stove?"

    Husband: "Why ... ?"

    Wife: "Just do it please."

    Husband: "Okay, I'm in the kitchen, now what?"

    Wife: "Hang up the phone and I'll call you right back."

    Husband: "Okay" (hangs up his cell phone)

    Wife: (call Husband back) "Dear, would you check to see if the oven is on?"

    Husband: "Sure ... (checks oven, yep, it is on) ... yes, the oven is on, why?"

    Wife: "We are having lasagna for dinner, it should be ready when I get home."

    Husband: "How did you do that?"

    Wife: "Never mind dear, sometimes women can just do things, see you in about 30 minutes. Bye"

    Husband: (stands there scratching his head trying to figure out how his wife did that)



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    Default Re: Phone in dinner

    Quote Originally Posted by Jerry Peck View Post
    Husband calls wife on way home from work using his cell phone: "Honey, what are we having for dinner tonight?"

    Wife: "Dear, would you go into the kitchen and stand near the stove?"

    Husband: "Why ... ?"

    Wife: "Just do it please."

    Husband: "Okay, I'm in the kitchen, now what?"

    Wife: "Hang up the phone and I'll call you right back."

    Husband: "Okay" (hangs up his cell phone)

    Wife: (call Husband back) "Dear, would you check to see if the oven is on?"

    Husband: "Sure ... (checks oven, yep, it is on) ... yes, the oven is on, why?"

    Wife: "We are having lasagna for dinner, it should be ready when I get home."

    Husband: "How did you do that?"

    Wife: "Never mind dear, sometimes women can just do things, see you in about 30 minutes. Bye"

    Husband: (stands there scratching his head trying to figure out how his wife did that)
    Or the other way around, she tells him to go into the kitchen and he notices a strong smell of gas--right before the phone rings. bwhahahahahaha

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    Home Inspections in the Tyler and East Texas area

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