Thread: Phone in dinner

seeing a video of the phone lighting the stove

We might need to brush up on our phone skills.

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Husband calls wife on way home from work using his cell phone: "Honey, what are we having for dinner tonight?"

Wife: "Dear, would you go into the kitchen and stand near the stove?"

Husband: "Why ... ?"

Wife: "Just do it please."

Husband: "Okay, I'm in the kitchen, now what?"

Wife: "Hang up the phone and I'll call you right back."

Husband: "Okay" (hangs up his cell phone)

Wife: (call Husband back) "Dear, would you check to see if the oven is on?"

Husband: "Sure ... (checks oven, yep, it is on) ... yes, the oven is on, why?"

Wife: "We are having lasagna for dinner, it should be ready when I get home."

Husband: "How did you do that?"

Wife: "Never mind dear, sometimes women can just do things, see you in about 30 minutes. Bye"

Husband: (stands there scratching his head trying to figure out how his wife did that)

Wonderful!

Originally Posted by Jerry Peck

Husband calls wife on way home from work using his cell phone: "Honey, what are we having for dinner tonight?"

Wife: "Dear, would you go into the kitchen and stand near the stove?"

Husband: "Why ... ?"

Wife: "Just do it please."

Husband: "Okay, I'm in the kitchen, now what?"

Wife: "Hang up the phone and I'll call you right back."

Husband: "Okay" (hangs up his cell phone)

Wife: (call Husband back) "Dear, would you check to see if the oven is on?"

Husband: "Sure ... (checks oven, yep, it is on) ... yes, the oven is on, why?"

Wife: "We are having lasagna for dinner, it should be ready when I get home."

Husband: "How did you do that?"

Wife: "Never mind dear, sometimes women can just do things, see you in about 30 minutes. Bye"

Husband: (stands there scratching his head trying to figure out how his wife did that)

Originally Posted by Jerry Peck

Husband calls wife on way home from work using his cell phone: "Honey, what are we having for dinner tonight?"

Wife: "Dear, would you go into the kitchen and stand near the stove?"

Husband: "Why ... ?"

Wife: "Just do it please."

Husband: "Okay, I'm in the kitchen, now what?"

Wife: "Hang up the phone and I'll call you right back."

Husband: "Okay" (hangs up his cell phone)

Wife: (call Husband back) "Dear, would you check to see if the oven is on?"

Husband: "Sure ... (checks oven, yep, it is on) ... yes, the oven is on, why?"

Wife: "We are having lasagna for dinner, it should be ready when I get home."

Husband: "How did you do that?"

Wife: "Never mind dear, sometimes women can just do things, see you in about 30 minutes. Bye"

Husband: (stands there scratching his head trying to figure out how his wife did that)

Or the other way around, she tells him to go into the kitchen and he notices a strong smell of gas--right before the phone rings. bwhahahahahaha