Thread: Looking for a good catch phrase

Anyone willing to share a good home inspector catch phrase that they have heard or thought up. The one I've been thinking about is
"Home Inspection, because surprises are for birthdays"

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You did not find it because you did not look

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Ron

Most of the good ones are taken.
I tried for over a month to find a company name that was not in use.
Everything I came up with on my own popped up (some repeatedly) when doing a search.

Inspections done right.

How about, "I inspect every home as if I was putting my Mother in it."

I say that quite often.

rick

"Nothing personal, but I look better than you!"

Originally Posted by Scott Murdock

Anyone willing to share a good home inspector catch phrase that they have heard or thought up. The one I've been thinking about is
"Home Inspection, because surprises are for birthdays"

SM:

Do not hire a hack to inspect
Your Palm Desert shack
Give Murdock a call
He catches it all

We inspect homely houses too!

Originally Posted by Jim Luttrall

Most of the good ones are taken.
I tried for over a month to find a company name that was not in use.
Everything I came up with on my own popped up (some repeatedly) when doing a search.

I did the same and in the end used my name in my business title. Some of these are pretty good, thanks for the input.

Mine used to be:

I am Your Best Friend, their Realtors worst nightmare.



Yep, that alone got me some calls - the clients I wanted.

Home Inspections, Everybody Else is Just Looking.
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I'm cheaper because the AHJ's have already caught all the violations!





Okay boys................let me have it!!

"Your Home, Your Family, Your Trust"

"Mom and Dad would be proud you called us."

"Your Mom would love to have us over for dinner."

"Winning Over Homeowners One Inspection [or Property] at a Time"

"Your Confidence is our Top Priority"

"Making Promises We Can Keep"

Your home's foundation begins with Trust

Quality inspection, successful negotiation

xx home inspection -
Rose are Red
Violets are blue
Bad wiring will kill
faulty plumbing will too..

Originally Posted by Jeff Euriech

"Mom and Dad would be proud you called us."

"Inspecting as though My Mom was buying the house."

"Inspecting as though My Sister was buying the house."

Tug on those heart strings.

Homey Home Inspections
"Yo..., you want - I should inspect your house?"

Killing the Dream of Home Ownership, One Inspection at a Time.

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Originally Posted by Rick Hurst

Killing the Dream of Home Ownership, One Inspection at a Time.

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"No sir, Officer, I did not kill it, it was dead when I arrived."

The Realtor's inspector, see all - say nothing !

Originally Posted by Jerry Peck

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or

"No sir, Officer, I did not kill it, it was dead when I arrived."

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No Crime to Investigate Here.
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It Committed Suicide.
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Providing Professional Home Inspections to Every Client Every Time.

At least that's mine.....................

Do not pass Go do not collect $200...........lol

How about so and so home inspections, because sh%t happens.

Here is one that no one has probably ever heard of or used.
BUY WITH PEACE OF MIND

Sell and go into the government’s witness protection program.