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    Anyone willing to share a good home inspector catch phrase that they have heard or thought up. The one I've been thinking about is
    "Home Inspection, because surprises are for birthdays"

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    You did not find it because you did not look

    Best

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    Most of the good ones are taken.
    I tried for over a month to find a company name that was not in use.
    Everything I came up with on my own popped up (some repeatedly) when doing a search.

    Jim Luttrall
    www.MrInspector.net
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    Inspections done right.


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    How about, "I inspect every home as if I was putting my Mother in it."

    I say that quite often.

    rick


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    "Nothing personal, but I look better than you!"


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    Default Re: Looking for a good catch phrase

    Quote Originally Posted by Scott Murdock View Post
    Anyone willing to share a good home inspector catch phrase that they have heard or thought up. The one I've been thinking about is
    "Home Inspection, because surprises are for birthdays"
    SM:

    Do not hire a hack to inspect
    Your Palm Desert shack
    Give Murdock a call
    He catches it all


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    Default Re: Looking for a good catch phrase

    We inspect homely houses too!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim Luttrall View Post
    Most of the good ones are taken.
    I tried for over a month to find a company name that was not in use.
    Everything I came up with on my own popped up (some repeatedly) when doing a search.
    I did the same and in the end used my name in my business title. Some of these are pretty good, thanks for the input.


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    Mine used to be:

    I am Your Best Friend, their Realtors worst nightmare.



    Yep, that alone got me some calls - the clients I wanted.

    Jerry Peck, Construction / Litigation Consultant
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    Home Inspections, Everybody Else is Just Looking.
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    It Might have Choked Artie But it ain't gone'a choke Stymie! Our Gang " The Pooch " (1932)
    Billy J. Stephens HI Service Memphis TN.

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    I'm cheaper because the AHJ's have already caught all the violations!





    Okay boys................let me have it!!


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    "Your Home, Your Family, Your Trust"

    "Mom and Dad would be proud you called us."

    "Your Mom would love to have us over for dinner."

    "Winning Over Homeowners One Inspection [or Property] at a Time"

    "Your Confidence is our Top Priority"

    "Making Promises We Can Keep"

    Your home's foundation begins with Trust

    Quality inspection, successful negotiation

    xx home inspection -
    Rose are Red
    Violets are blue
    Bad wiring will kill
    faulty plumbing will too..


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff Euriech View Post
    "Mom and Dad would be proud you called us."
    "Inspecting as though My Mom was buying the house."

    "Inspecting as though My Sister was buying the house."

    Tug on those heart strings.



    Jerry Peck, Construction / Litigation Consultant
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    Homey Home Inspections
    "Yo..., you want - I should inspect your house?"


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    Killing the Dream of Home Ownership, One Inspection at a Time.


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    And the winner is ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick Hurst View Post
    Killing the Dream of Home Ownership, One Inspection at a Time.
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    "No sir, Officer, I did not kill it, it was dead when I arrived."

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    The Realtor's inspector, see all - say nothing !

    Jerry McCarthy
    Building Code/ Construction Consultant

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jerry Peck View Post
    And the winner is ...
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    or

    "No sir, Officer, I did not kill it, it was dead when I arrived."
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    No Crime to Investigate Here.
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    It Committed Suicide.

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    It Might have Choked Artie But it ain't gone'a choke Stymie! Our Gang " The Pooch " (1932)
    Billy J. Stephens HI Service Memphis TN.

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    Providing Professional Home Inspections to Every Client Every Time.

    At least that's mine.....................

    Do not pass Go do not collect $200...........lol


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    How about so and so home inspections, because sh%t happens.


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    Here is one that no one has probably ever heard of or used.
    BUY WITH PEACE OF MIND


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    Sell and go into the government’s witness protection program.

    Jerry McCarthy
    Building Code/ Construction Consultant

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