Thread: Inspectors with Ground-Penetrating Radar Needed in Texas

Greetings Beloved One,

My name is Frederico de la Fleecayourasso. I am from the Research Center for the Advancement of Paranormal Poppycock located in Tierra del Fuego. We are setting out upon a new business venture in Texas where we will be engaged in the location of departed souls.

All inspectors with ground-penetrating radar units are invited to contact me directly at 12-345-555-1515 to discuss this wonderful opportunity. You can earn as much as $1.50 per hour working in the stress-free environment of beautiful southwest Texas looking for the deceased on government lands.

Thank you for your kind attention,

Frederico de la Fleecayourasso, Director
RCAPP

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As much as $1.50???? WOW! Sign me up!

I wonder how low the hourly rate can go?

I bet it's on body count found!

Originally Posted by Wayne Carlisle

As much as $1.50???? WOW! Sign me up!

I wonder how low the hourly rate can go?

I bet it's on body count found!

Wayne: Correct. The more departed souls your radar shows, the lower the rate goes. You could ostensibly find your self in debt to us before your survey is complete. But, do not worry, we will allow you to continue working for us without pay until you have completely repaid us, or until you become on of the departed we seek, which ever comes first.

Frederico de la Fleecayourasso, Director
RCAPP

Senor'

Is dere cold beers at the end of the day?

ricardo

Originally Posted by Rick Hurst

Senor'

Is dere cold beers at the end of the day?

ricardo

Ricardo: At the end of this hot SOB, Si Senor!