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Re: Length of Deck Joyces
Yep... there 'ever was' some blonde jokes:
Blonde Joke
A young blonde from Louisiana was on vacation and driving through the
Florida Everglades. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator
shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices
the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude
of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll
just have to go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of
shoes for free!" The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little
lady, go give it a shot!"
The blonde headed out toward the swamps, determined to catch her an
alligator.
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper was driving home, he pulled over to
the side of the levee where he spots that same young woman standing
waist deep in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he
spots a huge 9 foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning
speed, she takes aim, and nails it right between the eyes and hauls it
onto the slimy bank of the swamp. Lying nearby were 7 more carcasses,
all lying on their backs.
The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The
blonde struggled and flipped the gator onto it's back. Rolling her eyes
heaven-ward and screaming in great frus! tration, she shouts
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"****...THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!!!!!!!!
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"If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?"
Richard Rushing, HCRI
Duncanville, Tx.
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