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    Default Happy Halloween

    Thought you guys might like this one.



    A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome Cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.

    He replies: 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.'

    She answers,
    'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am And have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'

    'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'

    She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you haveTo be single and #2, you must be Catholic.'

    The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'

    'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'

    The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

    But when they get back on t he road, the cab driver starts crying.

    'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?'

    'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess,
    I'm married and I'm Jewish.'

    The nun says, 'That's OK.
    My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party!

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    Default Re: Happy Halloween

    Next year I'm ordering one of these for the windows.

    Hallowindow - Mark Gervais


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    Default Re: Happy Halloween

    I use to fantasize about Wonder Woman Until-------
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    Default Re: Happy Halloween

    This is a good one. Make sure your volume is turned up for full affect.
    I bet none of you can win even the first game
    http://stuff.pyzam.com/toys/tictacscare.swf


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    Default Re: Happy Halloween

    Quote Originally Posted by Rick Hurst View Post
    Next year I'm ordering one of these for the windows.

    Hallowindow - Mark Gervais
    Rick,

    I downloaded those videos, two short ones for $6 CA, or about $5.14 US

    Set my computer and projector up outside, projecting them onto the side of the house ... GREAT!

    Everyone said 'those are the best Halloween decorations I've seen/ever seen'. Many asked where I got them and I told them off the internet.

    It was cool, you could see them playing from a couple of streets away.

    THANKS!

    Jerry Peck, Construction / Litigation Consultant
    Construction Litigation Consultants, LLC ( www.ConstructionLitigationConsultants.com )
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    Default Re: Happy Halloween

    Jerry

    Glad to hear you enjoyed those. They are rather creepy. I can imagine be shot upon the side of the house would be better than the windows.

    rick


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