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Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people who continue to hang on to their belief there is no such thing as a warming climate and which also blocks bright ideas from penetrating their tiny little closed down minds. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

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So are you saying that stupid people emit Bozone, or that being surrounded by Bozone makes people stupid? Or is it, stupid people and Bozone are attracted to the other?

Would this discussion be described as a Bozone?

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Does hot air contain Bozone?

Originally Posted by Rick Cantrell

So are you saying that stupid people emit Bozone, or that being surrounded by Bozone makes people stupid? Or is it, stupid people and Bozone are attracted to the other?

I think it's that not-stupid people emit Frezone and Frezone burns holes through Bozone, thereby allowing smartness in and out - smartness is a two way street, smarts coming in and going out, both at the same time, yet the smartness builds up to replace the Frezone emitted. People with a lot of smartness emit a lot of Frezone, reducing the Bozone layer around them much faster. Therefore it is presumed, but not yet scientifically proven, that there is a relationship between smartness and Frezone. It has been postulated that smartness contains Frezone, thus the more smartness one has, the more Frezone emitted. The APE considered banning Frezone and replacing it with Purzone, but that never went anywhere because the APE committee did not collectively emit sufficient amounts of Frezone.

Well now, if smart people emit Frezone, where do they emit it from? If it's from their "back side", would that make them a "smart XXX"?

"Frezone burns holes "
I know when I emit Frezon, it sure does burned holes.

Originally Posted by Rick Cantrell

Well now, if smart people emit Frezone, where do they emit it from? If it's from their "back side", would that make them a "smart XXX"?

"Frezone burns holes "
I know when I emit Frezon, it sure does burned holes.

No, that is Ethanzone, its intended purpose is to increase the size of your personal space around you, acts like a force field - actually pushes people backward away from you.

Started with Gary Larson, I believe:

Michael nailed it and Jerry P explained it and quite well if I may say so.

What are we talking about? I'm in the dark

Its cold out today like in the 50s...

Best

Ron

Originally Posted by Ron Bibler

What are we talking about? I'm in the dark

Its cold out today like in the 50s...

Best

Ron

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Ron,

The Jerry s ( East & West ) are Enlightening Us ( if you disagree with ) in this case Global warming you are stupid. aka bozone ( made up word ) as the catch phrase .


If you buy into Man Made Global Warming ( you know the last Ice Age was disrupted by
Cave Men killing and Barbecuing all those cute and helpless Mastodons ) then you are Smart Like Them.

* if you don't believe them just ask Al Gore. ( after all He Invented " The Internet.")
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No doubt, the world is warming up.... but, 30 years ago we were afraid we were going to freeze to death. There's a TIME magazine article that Dennis Miller brought onto The Tonight Show that talks about ways we should work on warming the polar ice caps because scientists were afraid we were headed into another ice age. The article was in the 1970's

Now? We're all going to burn up? I'm not saying it's not true... But, I'm not ready to start speaking it as my religion like many people.

It's funny how the right and left have their different paranoias - The right thinks extriemest muslims are going to overtake the country (after the left overturns the 2nd ammendment and takes all their guns, of course) and the left thinks we're all going to burn up (after the right leaves their gas guzzling SUVs idling in their driveways all night).

In reality, nobody knows.... people claim to think they do because they saw it on the news.... If the left stopped watching NPR and the right stopped watching FOX news they might both learn something.

What I do know is that I live in a low lying valley that rarely sees snow and I had 12" on my driveway for several weeks in December..... So, if I'm burning up it seems to be going rather slowly.

Well I had no idea thats what we were talking about thanks Billy.

Lets call it the Ronzone

Do you think we should TAX something then? and put the money in a lock box LOCK BOX.... So we could fix this problem?

When did this happen?

When I was going to the beach in my 52 chev... Beach blvd. hey some chicks hitch hiking stop the car dude.

Cruising for chicks on whittier blvd on a Friday night in 1972. just when did I caused this ?

When I was riding my Harley across the sierra's ? That was the mother of all rides 1,100 milles on the HOG.

Do you think the cows in the valley had anything to do with it P...U...

Maybe I did when I was BBQ Some tri-tip... Every weekend.
The grand kids are coming over better put on a few hot dogs for jake & josh.

Maybe I did it when I was mowing the grass with the rider.
Never did like them push mowers.

I had better stop doing all this stuff before I kill us all...

I do miss that 52 Chev 210 post... my first car at 13 years

I am glad that algore has a jumbo-jet to get around in so he can sound the warning about me doing all this stuff...

Some one has to stop me!!! Im going to kill us all...

The Ronzone

Best

Ron

Originally Posted by Ron Bibler

What are we talking about? I'm in the dark

Its cold out today like in the 50s...

Best

Ron

Definately a California dude.

Ron, go ride that bike.

rick

It got "Up" into the 50's here yesterday so I decided to squeeze in a ride at the end of the day. I pulled over to return a phone call & ended up answering some questions & booking an inspection, all the while forgetting I had left the ignition on, an Ultra Classic will drain the battery pretty quick & when I went to leave, click click click. Oh well, pulled the seat, got a jump, & all's well that end's well & any time you can end the day with a ride is a good day!
P.S. High is low 30's today

Originally Posted by John Goad

It got "Up" into the 50's here yesterday so I decided to squeeze in a ride at the end of the day. I pulled over to return a phone call & ended up answering some questions & booking an inspection, all the while forgetting I had left the ignition on, an Ultra Classic will drain the battery pretty quick & when I went to leave, click click click. Oh well, pulled the seat, got a jump, & all's well that end's well & any time you can end the day with a ride is a good day!
P.S. High is low 30's today

Dude thats ( BRAIN FREEZ ) Weather 30's.

I have had to push my bike one time... nothing like trying to push a
750 lbs harley... Let me catch some air

Best

Ron

Whatever . . .

Originally Posted by A.D. Miller

Whatever . . .

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....
.

What? Time to play the What game... What?

Best

Ron

Jerry,

Could You Explain That Bozone Theory Again?
* page 2

Billy, that has all the earmarks of a six gin & tonics theory.......

Originally Posted by Billy Stephens

Jerry,

Could You Explain That Bozone Theory Again?
* page 2

Originally Posted by Jerry McCarthy

Billy, that has all the earmarks of a six gin & tonics theory.......

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You are referring to the Bozone Theory ( right! )

* The New York Times is not well known to be A Far Right Wing Publication.

Billy,

Nope, not explaining the Bozone theory, but explaining why some try to exaggerate what they read to back up their beliefs, however wrong their beliefs are.

From your linked article". (underlining is mine)

"Heat from a volcano could still be melting ice and contributing to
the thinning and speeding up of the Pine Island Glacier, which passes
nearby, but Dr. Vaughan doubted that it could be affecting other
glaciers in West Antarctica, which have also thinned in recent years.
Most glaciologists, including Dr. Vaughan, say that warmer ocean

water is the primary cause."

I.e., one volcano does not an effective global warming device make.

Originally Posted by Jerry Peck

why some try to exaggerate what they read to back up their beliefs, however wrong their beliefs are.
water is the primary cause."

I.e., one volcano does not an effective global warming device make.

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The Unpopular Theories * does not get the $ Funding Dollars $.

*A volcano that effected a 23,000 km squared land mass could be a
real deal breaker.
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Originally Posted by Billy Stephens

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The Unpopular Theories * does not get the $ Funding Dollars $.

*A volcano that effected a 23,000 km squared land mass could be a
real deal breaker.
.

Apparently not to the scientists down there.

Originally Posted by Jerry Peck

Apparently not to the scientists down there.

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Then Why did they write the Article ?
* Bored because they can't find The Smoking Gun of Man Made Global Warming.
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How big is your carbon foot print?

And do you have happy feet?

Best

Ron

Originally Posted by Billy Stephens

Then Why did they write the Article ?
* Bored because they can't find The Smoking Gun of Man Made Global Warming.

Originally Posted by Jerry Peck

From your linked article". (underlining is mine)

"Heat from a volcano could still be melting ice and contributing to
the thinning and speeding up of the Pine Island Glacier, which passes
nearby, but Dr. Vaughan doubted that it could be affecting other
glaciers in West Antarctica, which have also thinned in recent years.
Most glaciologists, including Dr. Vaughan, say that warmer ocean

water is the primary cause."

I.e., one volcano does not an effective global warming device make.

Why did they write the article?

Beats me, just like I don't know why you linked to it in the first place, when it says "but Dr. Vaughan doubted that it could be affecting other glaciers in West Antarctica, which have also thinned in recent years. Most glaciologists, including Dr. Vaughan, say that warmer ocean water is the primary cause."

Why did they write the article?

Maybe for the same reason you linked to it.

Originally Posted by Jerry McCarthy

Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people who continue to hang on to their belief there is no such thing as a warming climate and which also blocks bright ideas from penetrating their tiny little closed down minds. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

The new religion of Global warming.
I think some folks have fried there brains on this stuff.

Me Im a Global Warming Atheist. L.O.L. (Life in the Ronzone)

Best

Ron

Originally Posted by Jerry Peck

Why did they write the article?


Why did they write the article?

Maybe for the same reason you linked to it.

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Now J.P.
We are talking about " Theories " not proven Facts. ( idea, ponderous, notion, )

As the Pacific Volcanic Rim is shown extending into that area (at least half a dozen known land Volcanoes in Antarctica) a recently discovered underwater Volcano, this appears to a rather active Volcanic Region. Why would this not be pertinent to a decrease in ice volume ?

* if my Meal Ticket was Dependent on supporting a " Theory " ( I might not say a different cause was likely as well.)

Ever notice that those who think all is perfect bliss in this world of ours feel the need to insult the rest of us? I think that's the lasting legacy of Rush and the other conservative pit bulls.

JLMathis

Originally Posted by Ron Bibler

The new religion of Global warming.

Makes more sense and is more believable than that God stuff.

I think some folks have fried there brains on this stuff.

Those God people really must have fried brains then.

Me Im a Global Warming Atheist. L.O.L. (Life in the Ronzone)

As well as being 99.9% atheist religion-wise.

Originally Posted by Jeffrey L. Mathis

Ever notice that those who think all is perfect bliss in this world of ours feel the need to insult the rest of us? I think that's the lasting legacy of Rush and the other conservative pit bulls.

JLMathis

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I Hardly Know You ( But I'm Willing To! )
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Makes more sense and is more believable than that God stuff.

JP: YOu may have meant god, and not God.

Those God people really must have fried brains then.

JP: Yep.

G(g)od's only problem is that he has no father, no family roots . . .

Aaron

Originally Posted by A.D. Miller

JP: YOu may have meant god, and not God.

Aaron,

Nope.

Those who believe in "a god" are likely to believe in a "higher power", which can be anything from the paranormal to ... whatever.

Those who believe in what they call "God" only believe in the one god they call God. They are the true non-believers as they only believe in one god, not all gods.

But we've had this discussion before.

I believe it was Ted who pointed out that there are thousands of religions, and those who believe in only one god are 99.9% atheist, or only 0.1% religious.

Those who believe in "a god" are likely to believe in a "higher power", which can be anything from the paranormal to ... whatever.

Oh, I see . . like AA members, X Files fanatics, spoon benders, that sort of folks?

Those who believe in what they call "God" only believe in the one god they call God. They are the true non-believers as they only believe in one god, not all gods.

Maybe. Take a look in the major writings of the religions of the world. Start with the obvious, close to home, happy-clappy churchianity "Book". It talks about God (well maybe Gods, or a three-in-one kinda God tripod) and then lots of other little gods that God considered just schmucks or wannabees. You know, encroaching on his territory kinda gods.

The point is that they believe in ALL of these Gods and gods. They don't want to admit they believe in all of them, but why then do they write and talk about them all? Even God himself went to a lot of trouble and took up a lot of pages in the "Book" holding forth about this god and that one. And if God wrote it, it must by God be the truth, right? "Thou shalt have no other gods before me!" Which gods, if you're the only one? What about after you? Can we have them then? Why not?
W-a-a-a-a W-a-a-a-a W-a-a-a-a

But we've had this discussion before.

Surely have, but I like this one nearly the best of all . . .

I believe it was Ted who pointed out that there are thousands of religions, and those who believe in only one god are 99.9% atheist, or only 0.1% religious.

Take a hit and pass that this way, Ted.

Aaron

I'm so proud of myself todayI got all this going from one little post.

L.O.L. Aaron you are one amazing dude. I just love ya man...

You can put words together just like a guy I once work with from Bogalusa, Louisiana. Now that dude could lay down some trash talk.

Dang The first time he opened his mouth I just about fell out of my chair... L.O.L. Never herd anything like that before. Dang!!!

The Global Warming Atheist. L.O.L. (Life in the Ronzone)

What is truth?

Best

Ron

I got all this going from one little post.

Instigator!

Now that dude could lay down some trash talk.

Why not?

What is truth?

Mark Twain said that whatever it is, it's strange - "Why shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to stick to possibilities."

And, he said that it's valuable too, "Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it."

The truth is . . . I agree.

Aaron

Originally Posted by A.D. Miller

Oh, I see . . like AA members

Aaron

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You Must Be Thinking Of A.A.R.P.
* that's a Real Popular Floridian Based Cult.
.

Really interesting book about climate change and Eskimos. Has anybody asked them what they think?

So Al Gore is in wash DC. trying to get a big chunk of cash for Global warming and his study of how hot it is..... And the people of the USA are in a deep freeze under an ice storm from Texas to all parts of back east.
With unemployment looking like it may 10% this year. Home inspection and sales are in the tank. But were are going to give Al Gore the cash.

WHAT THE

Go Al Gore. get the cash...

Best

Ron

Ron,

You should have thought about this deal first.

I put in for $250 billion and told them I would buy $249 BILLION in bad mortgages that I would then turn over to the banks, making the bad mortgages paid off, turning the worthless paper into real money.

That gets $250 billion off the books, buys us out of the housing crisis, lets people keep their homes, and, most importantly, gives the banks real money to lend to make good loan with.

Nothing but win-win-win in there.

Originally Posted by Jerry Peck

Ron,

You should have thought about this deal first.

I put in for $250 billion and told them I would buy $249 BILLION in bad mortgages that I would then turn over to the banks, making the bad mortgages paid off, turning the worthless paper into real money.

That gets $250 billion off the books, buys us out of the housing crisis, lets people keep their homes, and, most importantly, gives the banks real money to lend to make good loan with.

Nothing but win-win-win in there.

Its all up in smoke Jerry... The funny part is these wack job keep spending and spending and spending Both DEM AND REP. Then they want to come to you and me ask for more Tax so they can spend some more..


Im getting sick... Bush spent and spent and now Obama is going to spend and spend and spend some more... Ah its only money we can just print some more...

Best

Ron

Originally Posted by Jerry McCarthy

.
Really interesting book about climate change and Eskimos. Has anybody asked them what they think?

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The Earth has been through Many Warming and Cooling Periods. ( Fact. )

The Current cause of this period of warming ? ( Speculation.)
* Are The Eskimos filing ( or already ) on the Dole for Federal Study Tax Dollars?

Ron,

Just guessing that you may have missed crucial in my post.

Originally Posted by Jerry Peck

Ron,

You should have thought about this deal first.

I put in for $250 billion and told them I would buy $249 BILLION in bad mortgages that I would then turn over to the banks, making the bad mortgages paid off, turning the worthless paper into real money.

That gets $250 billion off the books, buys us out of the housing crisis, lets people keep their homes, and, most importantly, gives the banks real money to lend to make good loan with.

Nothing but win-win-win in there.

.
That's a lot of work for a Measly Billion Bucks.
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Originally Posted by Jerry Peck

Ron,

Just guessing that you may have missed crucial in my post.

JP: You cannot successfully argue with conservative-fundamentalist-Republican-pseudo scientific-ditto head-wackoloons because:

1. They don't listen.
2. They don't hear you.
3. They wouldn't understand if they did 1 and 2.
4. Even if they understood it wouldn't matter because they don't care about anything but maintaining the status quo.
5. They resist the only action that defies resistance - change.

Originally Posted by A.D. Miller

JP: You cannot successfully argue with conservative-fundamentalist-Republican-pseudo scientific-ditto head-wackoloons because:

1. They don't listen.
2. They don't hear you.
3. They wouldn't understand if they did 1 and 2.
4. Even if they understood it wouldn't matter because they don't care about anything but maintaining the status quo.
5. They resist the only action that defies resistance - change.

You got the bottom one covered. Time to check off others on the list.

Originally Posted by Tony Infelise

You got the bottom one covered. Time to check off others on the list.

Tony: Far be it from me to mock the lesser endowed. I was just discussing the facts in evidence.

Originally Posted by A.D. Miller

Tony: Far be it from me to mock the lesser endowed. I was just discussing the facts in evidence.

Lesser endowed?? Now that's really hitting below the belt.

Originally Posted by Ron Bibler

What are we talking about? I'm in the dark

Its cold out today like in the 50s...

Best

Ron

You know you live in california if you think 50 degrees is cold. We have hit zero degrees already a couple times this winter. When it warmed up to the 20's a few days later, it actually felt comfortable outside. Cold is relative I guess!

You gotta love a man like al gore who preaches daily about how the earth is warming up faster than paris hilton's panties, yet he consumes more energy and water in a day than alot of us do all month! I hope he enjoys his 20 room, 8 bathroom mansion!

Originally Posted by Brian Thomas

I hope he enjoys his 20 room, 8 bathroom mansion!

I certainly would if I had one.

Originally Posted by Jerry Peck

I certainly would if I had one.

JP: Give the guy a break, will ya? He's suffering from conservative covetousness. It's a genetic malady that can be cured, but usually isn't.

Originally Posted by A.D. Miller

JP: Give the guy a break, will ya? He's suffering from conservative covetousness. It's a genetic malady that can be cured, but usually isn't.

And you are saying that the definitions below are only for Republicans and not Democrats. Mind you, I am neither. That is like saying all Mexicans or blacks or chinese or Germans are bad. Can't put them all in one group just like you can't just put that definition all on one group.

"
Definitions of covetousness on the Web:

• an envious eagerness to possess something
• avarice: extreme greed for material wealth
• avarice: reprehensible acquisitiveness; insatiable desire for wealth (personified as one of the deadly sins)
  wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn
• Greed is the selfish desire for or pursuit of money, wealth, power, food, or other possessions, especially when this denies the same goods to others. It is generally considered a vice, and is one of the seven deadly sins in Catholicism.
  en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Covetousness
• Strong desire for the possession of something, especially for wealth; Great greed
  en.wiktionary.org/wiki/covetousness
• covetous - showing extreme cupidity; painfully desirous of another's advantages; "he was never covetous before he met her"; "jealous of his success and covetous of his possessions"; "envious of their art collection"
• covetous - avaricious: immoderately desirous of acquiring e.g. wealth; "they are avaricious and will do anything for money"; "casting covetous eyes on his neighbor's fields"; "a grasping old miser"; "grasping commercialism"; "greedy for money and power"; "grew richer and greedier"; "prehensile employers ...
  wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn
• covetous - desirous; strongly wanting something
  en.wiktionary.org/wiki/covetous
• A strong desire after the possession of worldly things (Col. "3:5; Eph. 5:5; Heb. 13:5; 1 Tim. 6:9, 10; Matt. 6:20). ...
  www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/Free-Bible-Dictionary-C.php
• covetous - Anti-Sacrifice. Near Minoc.
  www.wacklepedia.com/b/br/britannia__ultima_.html "

Nah. I now plenty of devout Dems that more than own up to that as well. Maybe even you and Jerry.

Originally Posted by Ted Menelly

Nah. I now plenty of devout Dems that more than own up to that as well. Maybe even you and Jerry.

Didn't I say I would enjoy that 20 room mansion? Thought that's what I said (see quote below).

Originally Posted by Jerry Peck

I certainly would if I had one.

Do I "covet" having one? Nope. Would I enjoy it if I could afford one? You betcha.

Then I'd also have a 100 car garage and acquire some more Jaguars too.

Let's see ... 20 room mansion ...

... or current house and 100 car garage with Jaguars in each bay ...

... ummm ... let's toss a coin ...

NOPE. No need to toss a coin, you can keep your 20 room mansion, I'll keep the stable of Jaguars.

Originally Posted by Brian Thomas

You gotta love a man like al gore who preaches daily about how the earth is warming up faster than paris hilton's panties, yet he consumes more energy and water in a day than alot of us do all month! I hope he enjoys his 20 room, 8 bathroom mansion!

Originally Posted by A.D. Miller

JP: Give the guy a break, will ya? He's suffering from conservative covetousness. It's a genetic malady that can be cured, but usually isn't.

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Hypocrisy is not Restricted to any One Political Party.
* even if You invented "The Internet.", tout the Green Lifestyle ( that's for the Little People.)

I'll keep the stable of Jaguars.

Cat herder?