Thread: Nurses do not laugh

Saw this on another chat board. Thought you guys needed some cheering up.

"Nurses aren't supposed to laugh." Fred declared. "Of course I won't laugh,
I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a
patient." "Okay then," Fred said and proceeded to drop his trousers,
revealing the tiniest man thingy the nurse had ever seen. Length and width,
it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then almost fell to
the floor laughing. A few minutes later she was able to regain her
composure. "I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I don't know what came over me.
On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now tell
me, what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Fred replied. things went downhill from there.

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My wife has been a R. N. for 34 years - she laughed

My wife was a urology nurse for 17 years. Trust me, they laugh, but only after they leave the room.

I think Fred and I may have a lot in common........ We like getting our AAA's checked out.