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    A.D. Miller's Avatar
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    To my fellow "Old Dogs"

    One day the old German shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long,
    discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading
    rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

    The old German shepherd thinks, 'Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!' Noticing
    some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on
    the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the panther is about
    to leap, the old German shepherd exclaims loudly, 'Boy, that was one
    delicious panther! I wonder, if there are any more around here?'

    Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of
    terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. 'Whew!' says the
    panther, 'That was close! That old German Shepherd nearly had me!'

    Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby
    tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for
    protection from the panther. So, off he goes, but the old German shepherd
    sees him heading after the panther with great speed, and figures that
    something must be up.

    The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the beans and strikes
    a deal for himself with the panther.

    The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and says, 'Here,
    squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving

    Now, the old German shepherd sees the panther coming with the squirrel on
    his back and thinks, 'What am I going to do now?', but instead of running,
    the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen
    them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old German
    Shepherd says...
    'Where's that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another

    Moral of this story...

    Don't mess with the old dogs... age and skill will always overcome youth and

    BS and brilliance only come with age and experience.

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    Thanks Aaron

    I just saved that. I was told a story almost identical to that decades ago ny an older relative.

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    Thanks Aaron
    As an old dog I have passed that along to other old dogs as well as some pups that think they already know it all.


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