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05-29-2009, 04:46 PM #1
Thinking about getting a sombero a
portable mister, a dark tan and changing careers.
> Jose and Carlos are both beggars. They beg in different parts of town.
> Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects
> about eight or nine dollars a day.
> Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day. He drives
> a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house, and has a lot of money to
> "Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as
> you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills
> every day?
> Jose says,"Look at your sign, what does it say?"
> Carlo's sign reads; "I have no work, a wife and six kids to
> "What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him.
> "No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars a day!"
> Carlo's says, "Alright, what does your sign say?"
> It reads,
> "I only need ten more dollars to get back to Mexico ..."